Robot Joe -- 1 by biped 12-04-04

Robot Joe's the name! Yep, Robot Joe -- that's me! Heh, heh! I like robots. I will feed you a big, greasy bag of tacos. Err...I cannot ingest such substances... I will just shove them in your mouth, then. And pound them down your neck. That would damage my inner workings... I do not care. Even if you resist, I am determined to force-feed you some tacos.

Robot Joe -- 2 by biped 12-04-04

What the hell? It looks like someone's been force-feeding you tacos. Nrrnghh...ngglllghh... La-la-la! I am Robot Joe! Robot Joe's the -- uh-oh. Do not be afraid, Robot Joe. I no longer feel compelled to feed you tacos. Hooray, hooray! I am super-happy today! LA-LA-LA! HO-HO-HO! I AM HAPPY ROBOT JOE!

Robot Joe -- 3 by biped 12-04-04

Robot Joe, you are my friend now. I am inviting you to Christmas dinner with me and my family. Hooray! Err...what is "dinner"? I cannot ingest these foodstuffs... Mom's in her room crying...she worked all day on this wonderful meal...and you...you have so coldly...so heartlessly... rejected it... WHAT THE FUCK!?! NOW THERE'S A FIVE-COURSE FUCKING CHRISTMAS DINNER IN THERE!!! Nrrnghh...ngarrghh...

Robot Joe -- 4 by biped 12-04-04

La, la...err, la...I am h-happy Robot J-Joe...la, la... Twizzlers...gummy bears... carmel apples...fucking BUBBLE GUM, for fuck's sake...I've had it. I'm dismantling you. N...nnn...nnnnn...

Robot Joe -- 5 by biped 12-04-04

It's a good thing I found you in that dumpster and reassembled you. Now we can feast on three big, square meals a day together. P-please...I cannot eat...th-the foodstuffs clog m-my internal mechanisms... No they don't. No they don't....... No they don't....... No they don't.......

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've never laughed as hard as I have reading these comics. I DEMAND MORE ROBOT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad you laughed. I did not know whether or not these comics would induce laughter. Here is sort of a Robot Joe comic that I did a long time ago.

ROBOT HAVE-NOT by biped 11-21-01

Hey robot -- wanna "date"? Are you offering me sexual favors in return for monetary compensation? Uh...yeah. HAR...HAR...the joke is on you, human female...I have no penis. Oh...well...can you give me a ride downtown? Er...I have no car, either.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Excellent, truly excellent. I will pay 50 dollars for another Robot Joe comic. KEEP EM COMING!

biped, you sick fuck. It's about time you put together something as twisted as these comics. Although, I think the reason I laugh at them is because I'm not really sure what else to do.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I am much enjoy and appreciate this non-negative comments.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.