Or, how to turn a throwaway gag into a meager serial.

Five dollar ante, genies high. by SpideyChris 12-05-04

HUZZAH! I am the genie of the online casino ad-banner! But clicking on it, you have freed me and gained three wishes! AWESOME! My first wish is for more wishes! Oh... Well... Yeah. That's real original. Real original, retard. I'm an omnipotent force of magic, not some Robin Williams reference gag. What are you going to ask for next? A flying carpet? A cute little monkey with a fucking fez? AND AN ANNOYING PARROT!

Five dollar ante, genies high II by SpideyChris 12-06-04

Three wishes. You can cancel any at any time, as the union won't let me con a wish for an unwishing... So, what's your first? I want to live my childhood dream. I want to experience a life of power and responsibility. I wish for the proportionate powers of a spider. HUZZAH! It is done. How do you feel? Uh... Actually, hold on... I need to use the bathroom first... Heh heh heh. FUCKING CHRIST! I'M STUCK TO THE TOILET!

Five dollar ante, genies high III by SpideyChris 12-06-04

So... Come on. Spidey powers for the spidey fan! How come you're not happy? Well, it was alright for the first few days. Roof jumping. Window peeping... But the bathroom thing is really painful. And, to be honest, well... You know about spiders, right? My eating habits are totally fucked up. The deal's simple: You give me that pussy, or I give YOU one. GOT IT?

Five dollar ante, genies high IV by SpideyChris 12-06-04

Okay, so spider thing didn't work out for you. Wish retracted. What's your second wish? Hmmmmmm... I like art. And I like making people laugh. So I wish I was a ridiculously successful artist. Oh, and comic illustrator! HUZZAH! Welcome to the rooftop of your very own-high rise condominium building... Where you own every condo! SWEET! Is that helicoptor mine? It's on loan while your replica TIE Fighter is in the shop, you fabulous comic millionaire you. Eeeeeeee! I feel like Scott Kurtz!

Five dollar ante, genies high V by SpideyChris 12-06-04

Alright, since I'm so fabulously rich and wealthy now, I should check to see what my body of work has consisted of... *beep!* "Welcome to SpideyChris' Sodomist Senter! This website is dedicated to the meteoric rise and art of the most recognized gay XXX illustrator in recorded history!" "We have all his collected works, ranging from his beginnings with He-Man fanart to his intimate studio sessions with 12-time Oscar-winner Vin Diesel." Oh god.

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Five dollar ante, genies high VI by SpideyChris 12-06-04

TAKE IT BACK! You have to take it back! You turned me into some sort of fucking gay hentai porn Messiah! And it wasn't easy, either. I mean, hey, gay porn sells to some, but in order to make you as rich and famous as you wanted... Well... What? What did you do? Well, to make a long story short... I had to make everyone on the planet a flaming faggot. ...even the women? ESPECIALLY the women.

Five dollar ante, genies high VII by SpideyChris 12-06-04

Alright, I've rescinded your second wish and everything's back to normal... Again. And now it's time to make your final wish. You know, screw it. I thought that the things I wished for would fulfill me somehow... But they didn't. I just wish I was happy more often. HUZZAH! It is done, my master. I now return to the internet from whence I came! I just hope this wish doesn't bite me in the ass... Hey cutie. I want to bite your ass. Okay.

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speaking of bites ass... LOLOLLOLOLLOL JK DAWG JUST PLAYIN

not bad

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Excellent start line!