The Foe Below -- 1 by biped 12-06-04

My dick is conspiring to kill me, Biff! My own fucking DICK! Mr. Gruntley, I think Floyd may be in need of some time off. What is it? His dick again? Floyd, you and your dick are a disruptive influence to this work environment. But my LIFE is in danger, Mr. Gruntley! My DICK won't rest until I'm dead...DEAD!

The Foe Below -- 2 by biped 12-06-04

Sir, I'm afraid you can't get a restraining order against your own dick. Then I want to PRESS CHARGES for CONSPIRACY to COMMIT MURDER! I'll be your attorney in this case. But first, I'd like an interview with your dick. Don't forget my BALLS! They're in on it TOO! No sir, I never actually witnessed Floyd being attacked by his own dick. But you never actually DIDN'T witness it either, DID you, Mr. McGurk? Remember, you're UNDER OATH!

The Foe Below -- 3 by biped 12-06-04

We, the jury, find Floyd's dick GUILTY of conspiracy to commit murder. However -- there was not enough evidence to convict his balls. No!!! NO!!! Floyd's in the hospital, Mr. Gruntley. His balls tried to kill him last night. *GASP* -- those HAIRY BASTARDS! Oh, if only I'd LISTENED to his CRIES FOR HELP! I'm STILL HERE, DICK! You COULDN'T KILL me, BALLS! Now we'll see how you like HANGING OUT in PRISON! FUCK YOU! We'll bust outta here someday -- you just wait! And then you'll be fucked! Ya hear me? FUCKED!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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so the cup in his hand was full of urine the whole time, BRILLIANT! LOLLOLOLOL

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Now that you say it, yes. That's what I meant.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

luved it. 'cept the last panel, which fell flat for me for some reason, probably the unnecessary caps and the inadequacy of the graphics to illustrate that he's merely dangling his dick and balls through the bars. in fact, if it were my comic, since the graphics don't allow for realism anyway, i'd get rid of floyd's presence altogether in the last scene and just leave the panel with the unseen dick and balls behind bars giving their ominous threat.

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i want to piss on you

You're right, I couldn't think of a good ending.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

the dicks got some good pronunciation for not having teeth

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