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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Actually, in the days before I even thought about coming to the forums, I stumbled across one of your comics while going through them in sequential order (back when the arrows took you to the next comic made chronologically as opposed to the next comic made by the particular person whose profile you were in at the time) and stumbled onto your Why Bar Bands Break Up series... After 10 minutes, I was thinking "This person is one of the reasons I like this place." After about an hour, I dedided that if you were any indication of the level of hilarity on the forums, then I wanted to be in on it too.

So you can all blame bunner for making me want to join your stripper community. I'm sure you'll think of an appropriate punishment soon enough.

I'm sorry. You're not mad at me, are you?

;- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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I'm sorry. You're not mad at me, are you?

;- )

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So by that rationale, if we work at being less funny maybe everyone will go away and leave us alone to make fun of wirthling in peace.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yes, but unfortunately if a consequence of not being so funny is that you'd also have to quit making fun of wirthling. Quite a sacrifice, eh?

Does not reading comics that don't exist constitute a paradoxial, reality bending, double-null, no sum, reverse black hole of truth?

And wirthling sucks man-penis.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Not at all. In fact, I spent most of my time not reading comics that don't exist.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!