I blew my load and will be taking a break. Comments and/or ratings appreciated. Here's a sampling...

Freudian Slip by suicide_king 12-08-04

She'd rather be fed while you were sitting instead of standing. I'd rather be fatherless on a Tahitian beach being serviced by four islander girls providing unlimited fellatio. Pardon me? I said, I'll use the chair in the living room.

Hubby's funny practical joke. by suicide_king 12-10-04

As wifey vacuums the floor... Ohhww, my heart. Bet'cha you didn't see that M-80 comin,' did ya? Dial 9 1 1. Bitch, you ain't done vacuumin' the floor! Look at this -- there's shredded M-80 aftermath everywhere.

The Passion of Jim Caviezel by suicide_king 12-07-04

During filming of "The Passion of the Christ," Actor Jim Caviezel spent hours on the cross. You method actors are such pricks. Go away Mel, I'm trying to get "in the moment." You should try acting, my boy, it's much easier. But I want to feel what Christ felt. In that case, c'mon down and check out the actress playing Mary Magdalene. Yeah, she does have a great pair. Grab a ladder and pliers for fuck's sake.

25 in one week! Why back in my day I remember I made 250 comics in one NIGHT! Argh380951y#%(*....

They're not bad.

Good grasp of dialog in the strips, keep 'em coming!

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