TV These Days... by AudaciousMoose 12-13-04

And now we will watch as our contestants eat these shit-incrusted kangaroo intestines! I thought MTV stood for Music Television... Check this out! An Iraqi terrorist gets shot off of his bycicle after throwing bombs wrapped in newspaper onto people's porches! CNN? We have a special guest on Goosebumps today...Jason Voorhees! Fox Kids?

Posers by AudaciousMoose 12-13-04

Hey, I noticed your shirt the other day. You like Led Zeppelin? Yeah, he's the coolest! Hey, I'm wondering if you would like to play lead guitar for my band. What makes you think I play guitar? I noticed you have a skateboard. Can you do any tricks? An ollie or something? Dude, I'm so good, I don't even have to know how to ollie.

Why Neil Armstrong Was The First by AudaciousMoose 12-13-04

Hey, Aldrin, you mind if I take the first step? Fuck yeah. I'm not letting some stupid douche bag like yourself land first. C'mon, let's be civil about this. I don't want to be the miserable fuck who has to introduce himself as the man who took a step on the moon after the cunt who stepped out first. Hey, how did Kennedy get on board with us? Kennedy? What the fuck is he doing here?

You're on the right track.

What he said.

I liked Posers the best.