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Mr. Wonderful

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The Little Altar Boy And His Clones -- 1 by biped
12-17-04
I have to get the hymnals ready for tonight's church service.
Hymnals... ready... tonight's... church service... gngogh...
Father O'Mallard, I HATE my dumb old clone. He's driving me CRAZY!
I'm sorry you feel that way, Billy. Even now, I am in the process of creating ten thousand more of them.
Grandma, I HATE my clone, and Father O'Mallard is gonna make TEN THOUSAND MORE of 'em!
Then kill him, Billy. That's the only truly effective way to stop him.

The Little Altar Boy And His Clones -- 2 by biped
12-17-04
I have to sweep out the rectory today. And, uh... kill Father O'Mallard.
Kill... Father... O'Mallard... glubgh... *drool*
Kill... Father... O'Mallard... *poot*
Kill... Father... O'Mallard...
No, Billy, NO!!! I'll give you ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!

The Little Altar Boy And His Clones -- 3 by biped
12-17-04
You're welcome to count it. It's ALL YOURS, Billy... a BILLION DOLLARS... just for not killing me.
A... Billy... dollars... for count me... not kill welcome... *frrrt*
BILLY! What are YOU doing here? I just left you at the BANK!
That wasn't me, Father. It must've been my dumb old clone.
"This just in -- billionaire clone wins national lottery. Jackpot -- another billion dollars."
DARN IT! I HATE that stupid clone -- and I HATE FATHER O'MALLARD!

The Little Altar Boy And His Clones -- 4 by biped
12-17-04
I have to paint the confessional today. And, uh... roast myself alive.
Roast... self... alive... gngogh...
No!!! NO!!! The CROWNING GLORY of my SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENTS -- INCINERATED!!!
Smell that nauseating stench of roasted human flesh, everyone? That's Billy's fault. He's the world's most horrible altar boy.
Don't listen to him, everyone! He's a really, really bad priest!

The Little Altar Boy And His Clones -- 5 by biped
12-17-04
Billy, I'm initiating the mass cloning procedure tomorrow. I hope you won't try anything... foolish.
I'll cremate them all, Father O'Mallard. I swear, if it takes me fifty years -- they'll all be roasted alive.
Fifty years later...
Well, that's the last one.
Billy... I've been donating the roasted flesh of your victims to the poor. They've been feasting upon it for years.
Really? I've been giving it to your mom, and she's been feeding it to you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

12-17-04 9:47pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Robot Joe, Little Susie, and now this... you're a genius. Bravo

12-17-04 9:56pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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Thanks!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

12-17-04 10:53pm (new)
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