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AudaciousMoose
Junior Comic Technician
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Embarrassing Aliens With Irony:
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| So I was just mindin' my own business, right? Keepin' the eye on the larvae, when, all of a sudden, this obnoxiously bright light shines down on me. | |
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| Yeah. So they took me up into their spaceship, and, as if giving me the embarrassing nickname Emilo wasn't enough, they had to give me a-- | |
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| Those Earthlings disgust me. | |
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Earth Has Been Enslaved:
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They took our holidays...
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| Give me a box with a ribbon on it, stupid fat man! | |
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They took our children...
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Lost Civilization
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Aliens from another galaxy stumble upon the ancient civilization of Earth. They use an old thesaurus, and use it as their guide through the forgotten English language...
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| I have debunked a superannuated operandi of conveyance. | |
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| Citations manifested in the alcove contrapositive to the straphanger's sector elucidates that this rubric of transmission was baptized a car. | |
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| The bourgeois presumptively christened this idiot box, or gimmick thingamajig, as a jalopy. | |
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| You are emphatically sagacious on the meat of verbalization and lingua franca. | |
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| It is hypothetical that you could subsist conjointly...if you obstructed exploiting colloquialism and vernacular. | |
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And if you really want to know what the aliens are saying in Lost Civilization, here you go:
(direct translation)
Bob: I have found an old method of transport.
Fred: Good job!
Bob: Papers found in the compartment opposite the driver's side (glove compartment) says that this method of transportation was called a car.
Fred: The humans probably called this mechanism a jalopy.
Bob: You are very wise on the subject of language.
Fred: It is likely that you could be too...if you stopped using slang.
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