A series I'll probably never finish....Enjoy!

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-18-04

Sigh. Another lonely Christmas. Why don't people like me? Merry Cristmas, Mort-- HISS!!!!!!

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-18-04

Aren't you excited about the holidays, Mort? Bah Humbug! Hmmm, Hmm, Hmmmm....

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-18-04

Those stupid jerks don't want to celebrate Christmas with me? So be it! I hate Christmas anyway! What the fuck? You hate Christmas? This cannot be! Oh my god, it's Billy Gibbons! What? No I'm not, you dumb shit! I'm Santa!

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-18-04

Santa does not exist! He is faker than Captain Fakey Fakington the third! No, I am real. But you don't like Christmas anymore. Why is that? Because it's stupid and dumb, that's why!!!! But Christmas is important. Without Christmas, I would die. Is that true? No, not really.

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-18-04

It is important that you get your Christmas spirit back, so I've arranged for three spirits to visit you and show you the true meaning of Christmas. Come on, Santa! Who really cares if some people don't want to celebrate Christmas? Me! I get paid commission!

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-18-04

This is crazy! Santa? Spirits? Commission? YEAH RIGHT! Aw, man! I just shampooed that carpet! It is I, the ghost of Christmas past. But you can call me retard. One time I stole a mango from my neighbor's tree, and he beat the crap out of me with Emmanuelle Lewis.

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

What are you going to do? Show me my past? Naw.

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

Um....Why are you here then? Shut up! I'm here to show you your past! Wow! Really? No.

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

Come on, moron! We gotta go view your past!

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-20-04

Here you are as a child Merry Christmas, daddy. I am not your father. Infact, this is not your house. What are you doing here? Yes, you are my daddy! Damn. I thought you would fall for it.

I probably won't make anymore unless people really like it, then I might be able to squeeze out a few more.

i really like it, so get squeezin

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I don't see why you don't think it is finished. It is already a work of great importance.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like it! Make more.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

it's purely messed up mort, so it's purely genius.

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-23-04

As you can tell, you were quite the loser Hey, Steve. Wanna go hang out? My name isn't Steve, and no. But I can do neat tricks. Watch this....Hhugh!!!! Ahhh!!!!

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-23-04

Now do you understand what I'm trying to tell you? No, what? THAT YOU SMELL AND HAVE A POOPY BUTT!!!! Hm.

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-23-04

Gee. I wonder when my next spirit will be here-- Aaugh!!!!

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-23-04

Man, this spirit sure is taking his/her sweet ass time.

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-23-04

Uh-- I am the ghost of Christmas present. AHHHHHH!!!!!!

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-23-04

PRESENT yourself! I'm Mort...but....uh.... What? You think I'm going to give you a PRESENT? Um....wait.... What do you do to a whale? SPIRIT! JUST SHOW ME THE PRESENT!

That's all for right now, but I'll make more after I reach 2000 comics....

After Christmas, but I don't care......

A Messed up Mort Christmas by boinky33 12-28-04

Well, I am showing you the present. We're in it always. So you're saying that ever since you came here, you've been showing me the present? Actually that would count as the past now.