Hey, what way to celebrate Christmas, with two non-related Christmas things. I might make more of these, who knows, I may actually have to mysteriously vanish for a while though. Due to my lack of humor :D

Date Me- Sweet by FrixFrax 12-23-04

Thanks for a good night, I'd like to do it again sometime... It was lovely, if you'll excuse me I just need to use your bathroom and then I'll be on my way! About 2 minutes later... I must say, that is one nice bathroom, and the dish of sweets, are a really nice touch, I hope you don't me eating one or two Not at all, wait a minute... sweets? Yeah, the little red ones, in the dish... Oh, those weren't sweets, dear, there my used tampons!

Date Me- Blind by FrixFrax 12-23-04

The last date I went on, was a blind date, trouble was he kept banging into things! Oh! That's awful... It was a joke... you know a blind date, I was saying he was literally blind Oh! You should never make fun of people with who are disabled... I wasn't making fun, I was just saying, he was blind... like when you call someone four eyes... Oh! Now you’re making fun of people partially blind. My! What an insensitive bitch

And in-case you were wondering, no I am not looking for dates, thank you and goodnight!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Awwww. Darn.

I think you should make 17 more of those.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Frix, you never disappoint me.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The first one made me feel ill and the second one reminded me of myself =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

The third edition, I'm still not sure, if I'll keep this series going... but hey, enjoy!

Date Me- Internet by FrixFrax 12-24-04

You look familure, hey I'm not doing anything, why don't you meet me at Sikes bar tonight... Oh, I love Sikes bar, see you then! Alex!? Ranni?! Oh my god, well lets go have sex! But Alex, I'm your sister! I know Ranni, but I'm horny! Gosh your mean, I'm telling Mum and Dad!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I laughed at the second one. Jokes about menstrual fluid, especially about eating it, make me want to collapse into a little ball in the corner and rock myself until the shivers stop.

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I used to be mikeweeney.

Best if used by February 28th, 2004.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.