Wow. I should get a life, huh? I made these before I made up with CHUBBY, so don't get mad....Enjoy.

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-23-04

Because I'm only 10 comics away from 2000, I have decided to talk about all the great things and not so great things that happen to me while on stripcreator. My Messed up Mort series was a big hit and was the cause for me being on many user's favorites list. Today it is still enjoyed by millions of families, airing at 8 pm, 9 central. Irc was where I met and talked to many interesting people where I grown to respect many of them and share my interests. MikeyG is one of my #1 fans and I really enjoy his constant reminders of how awesome I am. Thank you, MikeyG. I hope you enjoy my next 2000 comics. And who could forget good 'ol CHUBBY. He showed me the true meaning of friendship and got me through the hard times. Thank you, CHUBBY, you fucking cunt. I have really enjoyed making comics and talking to most here on stripcreator. and to those who read all of my almost 2000 comics....GET HELP!

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-23-04

Oh, look. An e-mail greeting card from Adolf Hitler. congrats on 2000 comix, boinks. lol! <3 ......

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-23-04

My dad when he's sober Dad, I made 2000 comics on stripcreator! That's nice, son. My dad when he's drunk Dad, I made 2000 comics on stripcreator! I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN! My dad when he's a goat Dad, I made 2000 comics on stripcreator! Baaaaa!!!!

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-24-04

boinky33 was sitting in his studio apartment, writing his 2000th comic. And when he finally finished it, it overloaded the universe and everyone's skin melted off. All the flesh mutants were so pissed off at boinky, that they chased boinky around in a comical fashion. They chased his into an abandoned factory. One flesh mutant came running at boinky, but he totally killed him with a big knife. "How ironic," said boinky. "He spent his whole life being alive, but now he's dead." But boinky didn't have enough guns left to kill the other 4 million flesh mutants. But then boinky got the best ideo in the whole wide world. boinky showed all the flesh mutants his 2000th comic and they thought it was so funny that they laughed the laughed of people who laugh alot, until they crapped in their stupid pants!!!!!! (Happy 2000th comic, you fat cunt)

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-24-04

Oh....hello.... boinky, are you having your 2000th comic party without me? Uh....of course not.... You wouldn't be lyin' to a lion, would you? You're not a lion.

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-24-04

I still have more comics than thou! Yeah, but I bet I've seen more naked ladies than you. *sniff*

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-24-04

My comics are almost as old as Jesus! Cool.

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-24-04

My comic number is up to 1998. Oh no! That's the year I got herpes! Ow.

Countdown to 2000 by boinky33 12-24-04

My nest comic will be my 2000th! Well, I'm MC Snowman and I'm here to say, you gotta brush your teeth everyday! I say EVERYDAY!

Comic #2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by boinky33 12-24-04

IT IS MY 2000TH COMIC, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! I'd just like to say that I will now leave stripcreator forever. My password is....

Wow. I can't believe that I already made 2000. Well, I guess it's only fair for people to mention how cool I am and I'd really like to know what of all my many, many comics are your favorites.
I hope to make 2000 more, with at least 300 of them funny.

I can't believe you forgot to include a strip about our steamy, sordid love affair. >:(

Now I'm gonna flood your guestbook. Oh, and rape you!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Congratulations! That's a hell of a milestone.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.