After viewing your comics, I noticed a small, purple lump on my right arm. I was quite alarmed so I went to my doctor. He said that I have a rare and terminal diesese caused by reading comics of poor quality. I fear that I will not make it to Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Tell my life partner Surgio that I love him.
After reading your reply, I noticed that I had a skin complaint that made my hand encrusted in Corn Flakes. I went to the doctor, and he diagnosed the cause to be endless sarcasm and idiotic insults.
After reading your unfunny insult directed towards me, I violently masturbated in my sister's bedroom. After I was done, I wondered where i was going to get the money to pay off my student loans. Then I read your comics again and began to bleed from my penis.
Nicely done. Too bad I can't say the same about your comics.
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If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.