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Mr. Wonderful
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| "HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!!" | |
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| "NO, DOG-ON-BALL, NO!!! NOOO!!! OH, MY G-- YAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" | |
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| Lester! A dog on a ball just sawed Jay Leno's head off! | |
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| Hold it right there, Dog-On-Ball! You're wanted for the first-degree murder of Jay Leno! | |
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| GRRRRR!!! ME NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY TO ARREST DOG-ON-BALL, BUTTFACE!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! | |
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| And then he... he said I didn't have the authority to... to arrest him... *choke* | |
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| It's all right, dear... I'm sure you'll be able to achieve an erection again in no time... | |
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| HEE-HAW!!! ME SURPRISE HOUSEGUEST!!! WHERE ME SUPPOSED TO POOP, OFFICER LIMP-DICK? MEOW-MEOW!!! | |
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| ME WANT MORE EGGS, BACON, AND WAFFLES!!! HURRY UP AND COOK MORE, BIG FAT UGLY BITCH-HOG!!! WOOF-WOOF!!! | |
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| B-but we don't have any more! You've already devoured hundreds of dollars worth of -- | |
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| SHUT UP, BUTTFACE!!! ME STILL HUNGRY!!! ME KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND WOLF THEM DOWN NOW!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! | |
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| No! No! I'll go out and beg for more food! I'll...I'll prostitute myself on the street corner! Just leave Bobby and Sally alone! | |
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| You're under arrest for -- DORIS! What the hell are YOU doing here? | |
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| Oh, BILL! *sob* I had to give a WINO a BLOWJOB for some fucking WAFFLES! | |
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| I've HAD it, Dog-On-Ball! You've turned my life into a LIVING NIGHTMARE! PLEASE go away! | |
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| NO!!! ME ALREADY MARK TERRORITY ALL OVER HOUSE!!! TRANSLATION -- ME PEE-PEED IN IT!!! HEE-HAW!!! | |
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| Bill, I -- OH MY GOD!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!! | |
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| Well, the bullet didn't kill him -- but I'm afraid he's going to be a vegetable. | |
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| My...my husband's a vegetable! And my house... my house is drenched with dog urine! | |
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| HEE-HAW!!! ME YOUR HUSBAND NOW, BUTTFACE!!! LET'S FUCK!!! BOING-BWOING!!! | |
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| OOPS!!! ME ATE BOBBY AND SALLY!!! MEOW!!! THEM SURE TASTED GOOD!!! NOW FIX ME SOME DESSERT, STUPID!!! | |
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| BOBBY!!! SALLY!!! NO!!! OH, WAH-HAH-HAAAAAA!!! *SOB!!!* | |
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| I...like...the pretty... coloring book... Mommy... *slobber* | |
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| I...fuck...doggies... for...waffles... ha, ha...ha... *drool* | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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