Confused Boy in Big Town by splinta 1-12-05

Poor A.T another unsuccesful session with the Dove Hmmmm..... What next?? Maybe he should fantasize about Amber and the Sheep Cooking Oil ! Argh bugger this I'm off to do a Croc slide

What do you reckon?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

What are you, pimping now?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Hahahahaha yeah. Actually this strip is about me, so I thought, why not pimp it?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Splintered Reality by thochaos 1-12-05

Still here A.T.? Yeah, I've been thinking about my life as a masturbator. I'm getting nowhere. At last! So what are you going to do about it? I'm going to give Amber a call... ...and see if she'll lend me some Dove! Fuck this, I'm gonna go get drunk.

here's my continuation. Which is worse?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Will you pimp my ride?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I don't think so. There's no room for a sub on the back of your mobility scooter.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Will you ride my pimp?

I thought you'd never ask. So I did it while you were in the shower.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Wtf?

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"I'm here to stay bitches!" *looks around the room* "I'm funny to some people" *reads the post of boinky 33* "well you know what you should... fuck you!" "I will mak