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areallystupidguy
January 14, 2005 10:44 PM

...So I can laugh at you.

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BigFrank105
January 15, 2005 2:57 PM

I like "Duality" by slipknot, but I'm not a fan of metal that consists mostly of RARRRARRARRRRARARRRRRRRRARRRR!!!!!! That's like Tobor metal, oh and ICP sucks.

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possums
January 15, 2005 6:21 PM

Where's DX when we need him?

I listen to Opeth which officially makes me a listener of "pussy conformist metal" and even I know how much Slipknot sucks.

And ICP... might be so bad they're good.

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dcomposed
January 15, 2005 7:51 PM

sup

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User #16352
January 15, 2005 8:01 PM


"And if you turn to chapter 3, we'll learn about how much Slipknot sucks."

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ivytheplant
January 16, 2005 10:25 AM

I found a group worse than those two called Pissing Razors. It's like listening to the Klingon death howl set to cats in a blender.

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BigFrank105
January 16, 2005 2:43 PM

ICP is the worst excuse I've ever seen for a rap group ever. If you have to wear costumes to perform, than you suck.

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Rabid_Weasle
January 16, 2005 3:44 PM

What about Kiss?

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Zaster
January 16, 2005 4:06 PM

They are the second worst rap group ever.

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dcomposed
January 16, 2005 8:47 PM

icp kind of finished their clown thing and now they're making albums without their gay paint and stuff.

i dont know about kiss but i think they're n sync now.

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Rabid_Weasle
January 16, 2005 9:54 PM

Yeah, Justic Timberlake likes to pretend he's not Gene Simmons. Like the giant tounge doesn't give it away!

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PhreakyChinchilla
January 17, 2005 6:31 AM

They are almost better than GWAR. Almost (and that's not saying much).

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BigFrank105
January 17, 2005 7:24 AM

Dang, I forgot about Kiss. Kiss is an exception, and Queen. But Freddy Mercury was gay, so I think he was allowed to wear costumes.

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jes_lawson
January 17, 2005 3:59 PM

quote:

"And if you turn to chapter 3, we'll learn about how much Slipknot sucks."
Is that teacher expressing an important point to those kids, or breast milk?

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Rabid_Weasle
January 17, 2005 9:43 PM

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Dang, I forgot about Kiss. Kiss is an exception, and Queen. But Freddy Mercury was gay, so I think he was allowed to wear costumes.
You forgot Bowie as well.

At least you better have.

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joshw
January 17, 2005 11:33 PM

More like BLOWie

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joshw
January 17, 2005 11:34 PM

....

I'm rather proud of that one.

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DragonXero
January 18, 2005 2:23 AM

quote:
Where's DX when we need him?

I listen to Opeth which officially makes me a listener of "pussy conformist metal" and even I know how much Slipknot sucks.

And ICP... might be so bad they're good.



Opeth makes me fall asleep, but I can't fault anyone for liking them. In fact, I commend those brave souls who listen to Opeth. Especially in a car or while operating heavy equipment.

Opeth, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Morbid Angel, Slayer, who cares if these guys are all fairly mainstream? Why are so many of my bretheren getting all underground on me? Metal doesn't need to be underground unless you wanna pretend that being one of 5 people (including the band) who listens to a group makes you cool. In that case you're a fucking tool and should be beaten. Metal can be mainstream. Slipknot, Korn, Static X, Staind, these are not metal. Not even mainstream metal. Those bands are all freaking mallcore. And really lame.

ICP is rap. I have no quarrell with the braindeads who listen to rap for anything other than a quick laugh. They don't bug me, I don't bug them.

Slipknot on the other hand, gets confused with metal far too often. It's not so much that they suck (they do), it's more that metal fans don't want to be bundled into this "yelling really loudly, detuned guitars, talking about teenage angst, and wearing stupid costumes to make up for the fact that you only know four chords and need three drummers" bullshit. Listen to what you guys want, but stop lumping Iron Maiden and this radio rock shit together. Maiden has talent and uses it. These fakers don't use any talent.

Also, using costumes/makeup/props for a live show is not a sign of a shitty band. Using it to try to make up for your shitty music is. Image is important when it comes to creating an atmosphere for music. How into it can you get when some guy with thick, horn-rimmed glasses, short hair, and an "I LOVE JESUS" shirt on is belching out "FUCK YOU GOD!"?

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PhreakyChinchilla
January 18, 2005 6:18 AM

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How into it can you get when some guy with thick, horn-rimmed glasses, short hair, and an "I LOVE JESUS" shirt on is belching out "FUCK YOU GOD!"?

I think I may have dated that guy...

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ivytheplant
January 18, 2005 12:01 PM

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How into it can you get when some guy with thick, horn-rimmed glasses, short hair, and an "I LOVE JESUS" shirt on is belching out "FUCK YOU GOD!"?

I think I may have dated that guy...

Me too.

Wait, were you the one he dumped me for? In which case, thanks. That saved me a lot of hassle while I was working up the energy to dump him. First time I tried, I got serenaded outside my flat with what sounded like the Klingon death howl until I repented just so I could go back to sleep.

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PhreakyChinchilla
January 18, 2005 12:27 PM

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How into it can you get when some guy with thick, horn-rimmed glasses, short hair, and an "I LOVE JESUS" shirt on is belching out "FUCK YOU GOD!"?

I think I may have dated that guy...

Me too.

Wait, were you the one he dumped me for? In which case, thanks. That saved me a lot of hassle while I was working up the energy to dump him. First time I tried, I got serenaded outside my flat with what sounded like the Klingon death howl until I repented just so I could go back to sleep.



No, I was definitely before you. He wasn't a step above a Wookie growl when I dated him.

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possums
January 18, 2005 5:14 PM

quote:
Where's DX when we need him?

I listen to Opeth which officially makes me a listener of "pussy conformist metal" and even I know how much Slipknot sucks.

And ICP... might be so bad they're good.



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Opeth makes me fall asleep, but I can't fault anyone for liking them. In fact, I commend those brave souls who listen to Opeth. Especially in a car or while operating heavy equipment.


...if it's any difference, I also listen to the soundtrack to "The Omen" while beating off.

But anyway, getting back on topic:

/comics/possums/266485/

I couldn't make this sort of thing up if I wanted to.

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DragonXero
January 19, 2005 4:34 AM

Hahahaha, that's awesome. I likey the comic.

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MikeyG
January 19, 2005 5:52 AM

I'd like to speak out against ICP and Slipknot fans.

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areallystupidguy
January 21, 2005 2:34 PM

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Dang, I forgot about Kiss. Kiss is an exception, and Queen. But Freddy Mercury was gay, so I think he was allowed to wear costumes.

Don't forget Love Santa. Jonermatic and Forrest Burns ride at midnight to enslave your homes.

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JrnymnNate
January 21, 2005 2:43 PM

what about elton john

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User #16352
January 21, 2005 2:50 PM

We don't care who you have a crush on, Nate.

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dcomposed
February 3, 2005 7:19 AM

Elton John will be on the Late Show tomorrow night.

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User #43420
February 21, 2005 1:41 PM

Slipknot fucking rocks

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Screendummie
March 1, 2005 10:40 PM

/comics/Screendummie/273331/

To inform you of something you may not want to know...I'm listening to Blondie right about now.

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flipynif1
March 2, 2005 10:36 AM

The first slipknot album was kewl, i prefer static X for heavy anyway or old school metal, but NOT the 80's DIE!

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JESUSSANDWICH
March 2, 2005 1:27 PM

You=Dumb.

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flipynif1
March 2, 2005 2:05 PM

I believe that well written statement would show you being a hypocrite lol

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DragonXero
March 3, 2005 1:21 AM

Flipy, ComicMan, you guys really need to get out more.

"None of that 80s stuff"? Fuck you. Most of the good metal comes from the 80s, or at least bands that started in the 80s. If you hate 80s metal, then you hate the good metallica albums, Slayer, Iron Maiden (whose career skyrocketed in the 80s), Judas Priest, Dio, Manowar, Ozzy, Testament, Exodus, Anthrax, Helloween, and hundreds of other kick ass bands. And if you hate them, you deserve a good boot to the head. That *is* old school metal.

And if you're talking about RATT, Poison, Stryper and the like, then fuck you too. Buttrock bands are as much metal as Korn is. That is to say, not at all.

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MikeyG
March 3, 2005 6:35 AM

You know what's awesome? The guy who called himself "Head" in Korn left to be a superChristian and pursue MUSIC in that area.

I hardly call anything music when every third word is "Jesus".

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flipynif1
March 3, 2005 7:48 AM

In reference to the 80's comment, i should have been more specific in saying that GLAMrock sucks anus, Slayer is the shit as well as Anthrax and some of the other bands.....

Korn has about 2 good songs, but theyare not really metal i agree.

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DragonXero
March 3, 2005 6:58 PM

That's better. The glamrock bands are okay, and a couple of them had some really good guitarists, but you won't catch me listening to that stuff regularly ;)

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Melkor
March 4, 2005 8:13 AM

dragonxero, you cant call Manowar "good metal".
They are worthy for their first 4 albums and the whole "metal till you die" attitude, but apart from that...
They're cheesier than a 1880's dairy farm. they are so over the top that they have trouble breathing because of the lack of oxygen. They take six freakin years to release a goddamned album!

Oh, and you forgot Blind Guardian.

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flipynif1
March 4, 2005 10:45 AM

Sepultura too

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JESUSSANDWICH
March 4, 2005 10:50 AM

The only metal I like is Discharge and Slayer.

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80_Million_Fleas
March 4, 2005 11:14 AM

I used say that I actually liked Slipknot, but as time goes on... I just like it less. Luckily, their other albums have also grown with them and even though they're influenced by the flux of Emo we've been experiencing, they're still an alright listen.

They can never bit the Misfits, though.

o/`I got something to say. I killed a baby today. o/`

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flipynif1
March 4, 2005 12:33 PM

Glen Danzig certainly had a good go with the misfits before he went solo to create some awesome shiznat

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areallystupidguy
March 4, 2005 1:32 PM

While I do like 80s metal, nothing gets me going like the older stuff. Blue Oyster Cult, Hawkwind, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, etc. To me, these guys are what metal's all about.

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MikeyG
March 5, 2005 11:26 PM

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Glen Danzig certainly had a good go with the misfits before he went solo to create some awesome shiznat

The Misfits are generally classified as punk by our yuppie labellers.

Also, you should probably ask the Noth Side Kings' singer about the go he had with Danzig.

Glass-Jaw Glenn is what he's called now. When he's not writhing on the floor like a bitch, that is.

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DragonXero
March 6, 2005 3:31 AM

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dragonxero, you cant call Manowar "good metal".
Manowar is good metal. Ha! Proved you wrong.
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They take six freakin years to release a goddamned album!

That's what happens when you put out quality over quanity.
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Oh, and you forgot Blind Guardian.
No, I didn't. Blind Guardian has been one of the best modern power metal bands in the past 10 years. It is also my favorite band. "But DX, all they sing about is fantasy and D&D shit!" Sorry. I get bored of people whimpering about how shitty their lives were when they were teenagers or pandering to the idiots wearing lensless glasses and entire wardrobes from Spencer's and Hot Topic.

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Melkor
March 7, 2005 2:27 PM

Quality over quantity? what?
"American triology"? alo?!
That was the song that finally convinced me that Manowar as steroid for brains.

DX, they released "Hail to England" and "The Sign of the Hammer" in two years. Dont tell me they take 6 years to release albuns that suck major donkey balls when compared to those two, because of "quality".

BG owns the fucking world. Right after Testament. And only slightly above Brainstorm.

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DragonXero
March 7, 2005 4:21 PM

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Quality over quantity? what?
"American triology"? alo?!
That was the song that finally convinced me that Manowar as steroid for brains.
I actually quite enjoyed American Trilogy.

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DX, they released "Hail to England" and "The Sign of the Hammer" in two years. Dont tell me they take 6 years to release albuns that suck major donkey balls when compared to those two, because of "quality".
For a band that's been playing as long as Manowar, I'm happily surprised that they still put out music that rocks as much as it does. Look at metallica and Megadeth. Besides, Manowar fucking kicks ass live.

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BG owns the fucking world. Right after Testament. And only slightly above Brainstorm.
Oh, so close. I would put BG over Testament, personally. But yes, Testament kicks much ass too. Iced Earth, I'm disappointed in. Schaffer is becoming more of an ass every album, and as much as I love Ripper, I just don't feel he's right for Iced Earth's style. Glorious Burden isn't a bad album. It's just shite compared to Something Wicked. And believe it or not, I've actually not heard Brainstorm.

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dcomposed
May 14, 2005 11:45 AM

I am buying a icp cd tomorrow :)

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areallystupidguy
May 14, 2005 6:14 PM

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I am buying a icp cd tomorrow :)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh, and while my previous statement about the older stuff still stands, there is nothing quite like incredibly cheesy death metal. God, I love it.

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Time2Split
June 12, 2005 9:07 AM

(this is the new comicman23) slipknot is good I don't worship them or follow the devil or anything but I think they aren't as heavy I mean there latest album isn't filled with curse words it dosen't even have the f word

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