I was unfortunately unable to finish my final entry for biped's recent CC, which I have to admit was so much of a genius idea that I may continue to rip it off for awhile.

Here's the first of these comic bastardization batches. My first victim shall be thisstinks17's "Would You Like A APPLE!!??"

Would you like A APPLE!!?? by thisstinks17 2-17-04

Haha little CHILDREN!! Wee Tommy, I like Santa!! Hello there LITTLE BOY!! Want a apple? OUCH!! WHHHHHHHHHAT WHY WOULD I WANT A APPLE!! AND ITS AN APPLE YOU LITTLE WORTH LESS PIECE OF CRAP!! I like the wizard of OZ!

"A Apple," Pretentious Film by possums 1-19-05

Why do you refute me? You abuse me. Is that the case? It would appear to be. Damn! I knew I shouldn't have formed my life around the career of Roman Polanski! Repulsion, indeed.

"A Apple" by possums 1-19-05

When L. Boy left me, I had to reasses my life. I went for a walk. A wall. All the things important to me in life flashed before my very eyes. They reminded me of him. The sunset. Dinosaurs fucking. Hush.

"A Apple" by possums 1-20-05

I went to see my friend Jackie. These things happen, Antoinero. Such is life. I just don't see why he would leave me all of a sudden. I even took his damn apples when he spoke improperly about them. Maybe he left you because you were a child molester! I thought of that, yes.

"A Apple" by possums 1-20-05

When I went to try to win L. Boy's heart, I saw flashing lights. And then it hit me.... So he's dead.

"A Apple" by possums 1-20-05

When I saw his lifeless corpse, I was "petrified," to say the least. *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* The yellow is a stylistic choice, please keep watching the film. Ah... If only I had not known he was dead, I would be living in the sweet memories of a lost love. And I probably would not be drowning in a sea of rancid piss.

Film Critics Discuss "A Apple" by possums 1-20-05

"A Apple" is John D. Imahack's best work to date. The cinematography is chilling, as is the story and- Yeah, well guess what, asshole, it SUCKS!!! YOU SUCK!!!! I BET YOU RAPE CHILDREN TOO!!! Uh- SHUT UP! You're WRONG!!! YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!! WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS THE UNQUESTIONABLE TRUTH!!! Ethan, do you enjoy ANY movies? NO!

Film Critics Discuss "A Apple" by possums 1-20-05

Well, what would you say is your overall take on the movie? Overall? I thought it was entertaining but the shots were too janky and I didn't like any of the characters. So... you're basically admitting you're an insufferable prick with picky tastes? Yes, I admit it. By the way, your tux sucks.

Please berate this series if you have it in you, especially if you think I'm being too much of an arty cunt for stripcreator. I would like to edit it and expand on biped's idea.

Also, if a mod would like to move this to "Comic Showcase," I'd probably pay in money or oral, whichever you like!

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