'Sup. Here's a story.

"I'm a new 'user' and I think I'm in love with the site but who knows how long that will last and I don't have that much time because I work a lot so I did 4 strips on today my first day because I wanted to and because I won't be on every day or more than like a couple of times a week or something so I did the comics and then came on here and now I feel like a whole man and I can die in peace and also I have to go to work in an hour but I hope you like the comics and if you don't maybe we can work out some kind of "deal" so that you do or at least shut up about it already god dammit...

THAT was the world's longest run-on sentence. I win.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/theReverend
Click that ^ and then go to the other ones. Or don't. You know, I'm not trying to rule your life. I'm really not. Fly free, sweet bird-child! May Peace be all up in you! Excelsior!

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Son of a bitch. I did it already. The ultimate newb offense. Posted this topic twice. SHIT. Well, uh. Sorry.

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I read your strips and I really liked the zaniness, but it would be nice if there were a little more cohesion within each strip. Pure randomness is rarely funny, although you did a pretty good job, I think.

Oh, and that's nowhere close to the longest run-on sentence...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah. I know.

P.S. There is actually quite a hefty (or "an hefty" for you annoying people) amount of cohesion within each strip. There is a small amount of subtlety to one or two of the punchlines, which can be confusing in the context of a rather blatent, random, and possibly offensive comic. Furthermore, there are several elements repeated from strip to strip, creating much more "continuity" (term used rather loosely and not refering to plot) than I initially intended coupled with an implied episodic format (so far), also unintentional.

Also, cupcake-storied cat publications are rarely subjected to pagents of this viscosity.

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Yeah. I know.

P.S. There is actually quite a hefty (or "an hefty" for you annoying people) amount of cohesion within each strip. There is a small amount of subtlety to one or two of the punchlines, which can be confusing in the context of a rather blatent, random, and possibly offensive comic. Furthermore, there are several elements repeated from strip to strip, creating much more "continuity" (term used rather loosely and not refering to plot) than I initially intended coupled with an implied episodic format (so far), also unintentional.

Also, cupcake-storied cat publications are rarely subjected to pagents of this viscosity.

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Don't I wish!

By the way, not_Scyess, your '146' series is quite brilliant, taking my mind on an interstellar journey akin to some kinda drug or a weird cartoon by some guy neither of us has heard of.

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I'm late for work! GODDAMMIT!

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #0 -- 1.25.05']

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #1']

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #2']

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #3']

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #4']

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #5']

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Here are the last few "crapshoots", if you know what I mean.
[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #6']
[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #7']
[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #8']
[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #9']

Don't worry, I haven't forsaken Jesus. You were worried. I saw it in your eyes...those beautiful, shiny eyes...mmm.

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I wondered what was so good about those last few strips, then I read your text... NO JESUS! If only we could do the same thing in the world at large.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

All you really need to thwart that guy is a restraining order. He genuinely respects the law, the spineless cross-jockey.

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #10 -HIGH FIVE!-']
Don't let those wily medical professionals fool you; self-congratulation is the best medicine.

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Well, I was gone from de site for quite some time (WHO NOTICED?) due to computer troubles, so here's a comic about computers, sorta.
[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #11']

[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #12']
This one I've wanted to do for a while. Despite the immediate impression that a RETREAD would have, I'm totally coated in feminist juices. This lady and many like her (curse your souls) just don't get it. Women who "train" men into illogical behaviors should be the enemy of the true feminist and rationalitician(new word) alike. DURRR

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #13']

[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #13 version 2.0']

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[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #14']

[Click to view comic: 'CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #15']

Reaction panel -centric? Could be!

Hey, if anybody wants me to stop making comics, just let me know. I'll...be hurt.

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That was an entry in Comic Contest 146, the theme of which was "dada." It didn't win.

I love #13, #13 2.0, and #15. #14 is too dada for my taste.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah...I may have pushed it with the "background story" on that one. Supposed to be the world ending (bombing, intense blowout, nuclear winter) while the dudes (in this case cats) are involved something much less important (in this case pride in ones sexuality).

Hence...yeah, maybe it was too much.

I need more fart and/or dick size jokes.

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Yeah...I may have pushed it with the "background story" on that one. Supposed to be the world ending (bombing, intense blowout, nuclear winter) while the dudes (in this case cats) are involved something much less important (in this case pride in ones sexuality).

Hence...yeah, maybe it was too much.

I need more fart and/or dick size jokes.

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You may!

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The punchline of the comic so elegantly summarized above is "I like cock!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002