...a fine cigar (by fine I mean a 50 cent Black and Mild)

...Microwave Burritos

...my iPod

...Women

...X-Box

...Ford Cars

...Cadillac Trucks

...Cable Internet

...Honey Ham

...biped

... masturbating

... writing

... playing videogames

... getting drunk

.... complaining about things I hate. *sigh*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Awwwwww! This song is dedicated to you.
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I LOVE
by Tom T. Hall

I...love...

little baby ducks...

old pick-up trucks...

coffee when it's black...

and crack.

I...love...

flowers in the yard...

hot, steaming chard...

paying winos to do stunts...

and gunts.

And I...love...you...too.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

watchin' hoops on TV,
listenin' to Stevie (Wonder),
ridin' around on Schwinns,
...AND TWINS!!

Seriously, I have twin cousins.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

...cats
...lesbian porn
...building Lego sets
...Batman
...strawberry banana smoothies
...a hot cup of Earl Grey on a cold winter evening
...watching others make asses of themselves
...playing back the tape of them making asses of themselves
....uranium

... playing music.

... dancing.

... moving!

... days that are about 60-68°F, sunny, breezy, and not too humid.

... Berke Breathed -- before Outland.

... single-malt scotch.

... trying new things, such as food. (I tried haggis on Tuesday.)

... biking through the park.

... Brussels sprouts. (Really!)

... royal blue.

... my favorite bands, which I won't be boring enough to list here.

... Banff, Alberta.

... making comics.

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"Old" is the old new.

...Cheez Waffies

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I hear that!

I also love the Coors Lite Tweeeeeeens!

Maker's Mark Whiskey

singing to my dog

freestyle rapping over songs that weren't meant to have rapping in them

fishing. Not so much catching stuff, but the act of sitting by the water and quietly fishing.

that moment of getting to my car after a work day and realizing that I don't have to go back for a while.

Bratwurst

Pizza with everything on it

women

playing cards with friends

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Your mom's ass.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

... big butts and I cannot lie...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

...You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

.......boinky33

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Ditto.

Sleeping
Roasted chestnuts
Music
Reading/writing
Finding clothes that fit
Eating
Living vicariously through others
Watching my housemates tango with the floor buffer

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

...Halo 2

...my Nextel phone with it's DC

...my Ford Focus!!!

Ditto.

Hay I want to join this club.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

hay you wanna party in the club?

Only if I can bring my niggas and my bitches.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

i lahks da sounds of dat!

...love.

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It's grime time.

... petite women who are both smart and beautiful

... DC Comics

... Dini & Timm cartoons based on DC Comics

... Point Pleasant

... Joan of Arcadia

... most space-faring science fiction TV shows from Star Trek to the new Battlestar Galactica.

... Deluxe Galaga

... Science and the scientific method

... Science fiction

... Coast to Coast AM

... other people's children

... Chess

... computer programming

... Jazz

... Debussey's La Mer

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

I was beginning to think I was the only one that watched it.

I was beginning to think I was the only one that watched it.

I'm losing interest in it, myself. I loved the first season though.

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It's grime time.

That show is so faggy, you fags, go back to fagtown.

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Batman created by Bob Kane