These comics fine tune an age old lesson: Be careful what you wish for.

California by Cities 1-30-05

i wish they all could be california giiiiirls... wait, no i don't. i don't live in california. I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK! too late.

California 2 by Cities 1-30-05

DUDE HOLY COW IT'S HORRIBLE! ALL THE GIRLS ARE IN CALIFORNIA NOW! ALL OF THEM! every last one? YES! EVERY LAST ONE! WE'RE DOOMED! good thing we like hentai so much we have no attraction whatsoever to actual women. oh yeah. phew. let's go watch some bondage queen kate.

Shit, in that last comic the first kid talking should be the one with the blue hoodie. Well, I fucked THAT up. Oh well.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

Geniusness

agreed

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pretty funny, but I don't know when Jesus became a genie.

Jesus can do anything. He's Jesus!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I love you so much I am prepared to take a bullet for you.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Oh yeah? Well I love you so much that I'm prepared to take a dousing of BATTERY ACID for you!

Hahaha. Thank you for your accolades, kudos, and pickup lines. They have all been used for the power of good (even though the pickup lines were largely ignored).

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

I liked that, but also I love this comic of yours:

Plans by Cities 12-04-04

hey, what's for lunch today? uh, chicken strips i think. great! okay, here's the plan. in the lunch line i'll say: "smells chickeny!" and you'll say: "smells strippy!" and then we'll both be like: "IT MUST BE...CHICKEN STRIPS! YEAH!" then we'll high five. i like it.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Why disrespect Hentai, I love that stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!

No, you hate it. You just forgot.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What's wrong with California girls? ;)