Rantin' and Ravin' S3: Hey... That Screen's Not Flat! (1) by 80_Million_Fleas 1-27-05

If a certain commerical was extended... You're watching Celebrity Slimdown on VH1! That's right. Let's keep reinforcing the thought in our children's minds that you have to be skinny to be beautiful. *click* You're now watching TLC. Now, Interior Decoration. Later, even MORE Interior Decoration. At 9: Interior Decoration for Puppies! Wow. Watch some upity chick and some bald guy with a lisp work turn one house from yester-year bland to contemporary fugly. *click* o/' It's that time for the Wangs! o/' Only on NBC! o/` She's a single mother in a rehashed concept with unfunny jokes that dates to '63. Comedy changes but it never does on unorginal channels like NBC! o/` *click*

RnR S3: Rabbit Ears In and On my TV Screen (2) by 80_Million_Fleas 1-27-05

If a certain commerical was extended... Part 2. You're now watching the Discovery Channel. Lessie.. Is it MythBusters? No.. Just more crap about Motorcycles. *click* You're watching CBS. Up next watch the CSI: Las Vegas crew go into the creepy world of 'Juggalos'. But first watch CSI: Kyoto, then CSI: Strongbadia. [(Good writing - Bad Acting)^Furries + 2(Okay Acting / Sub Par Writing)] / Bandwang Syndrome = Nothing worth my time. *click* You're now watching "Make Me Plastic-ly Beautiful Because I'm Shallow" on Fox. This doesn't even merit a comment.

RnR S3: I Have to Defeat That The Chair! (3) by 80_Million_Fleas 1-27-05

If a certain commerical was extended... Season 3! Welcome back to Action 4 News... Wow. Melissa looks more pissed than usual. *click* You're now watching the History Channel. You know, I should watch more History Channel... ... ... *click* MTV... Who needs music when you can watch a bunch of dorks be whiny and Melodramatic! *clicks off* Wow. TV's themselves are getting better... but most of the shows are getting worse. What? You want a punchline?! Here's one: I made your dog fuck your mom.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Rantin' and Raving: Fraud in Ohio! by 80_Million_Fleas 1-31-05

Let me get this straight: Our boys will get elected in '04 for the price of my soul? NOO! Wasn't you paying attention?! I said for the price of your HOLE. Now, drop those khakis and be my bitch.

Rantin' and Ravin': Heritage of Hate. by 80_Million_Fleas 1-31-05

1863 Hold that flag up high! Show those damn Yankees we want to hold onto an immoral, asinine system! 1961 Let's wave our flags high and show those damn North'ners we we ain't budgin' on our Jim Crow laws! 2005 I wear this flag for my proud Southern heritage!

Rantin' and Ravin': NOTICE. by 80_Million_Fleas 1-31-05

If you look around in these comics, I've said some rather... uneducated things about people as well as probably other things. My biggest personal screw up is my eariler 'statements' on African Americans. I've made some odd-ball, untrue comments about Black people as well as some Afro-Cultural Phenoms that doesn't have any clot and nothing to back it up scientifically. Like me for example. A large majority of the wealthy rap community donates a good bit of money every year to good causes. (See RnR: World Sucks, Invoke Agency Today!) He also had 2+ characters talk in ebonics & play the role of basketball players. While this does reflexed basketball players & a large proporation of the Black populus, he didn't show possitve Charas. Now that my liberal guilt trip is over, I just wanted to say that I'll try and put in more non-stereotypical characters and keep on stereotyping Furries, Juggalos and other interest subcultures! ... What? You want a punch line?! Here's one for ya, I found some of your mom's lip on my zipp---Ah, forget it. I'm not funny at all. This clown suit isn't fooling anyone.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

"Price of your hole." Heh.

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