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IHMAWTD
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Hi. I'm probably going to substitute 'Part X' for '#x' from now on. These are my first three comics. What do you think?

Life on the Set. Part 1 by IHMAWTD
2-02-05
So, uh, what's my motivation in this scene?
Well, you're a psychopathic, maniac, serial murderer whose method is to use common kitchen utensils as murder weapons. I am your love interest.
Ok, right. So what's my weapon of choice?
A spatula.
A what?!
And...ACTION!

Life on the Set. Part 2 by IHMAWTD
2-02-05
C'mon, dude. A spatula?
I mean, what am I going to do to her? Flip her over to death?
Curtis...
Don't make me get out from behind the camera.

Life on the Set. Part 3 by IHMAWTD
2-02-05
"And...ACTION!"
Mary Anne, before we get down to business, I have something to say. You see, my love, I came here to kill you. But I just can't.
*psst* Curtis...
My love for you knows no bounds. Not even I, the most despicable murderer on the planet, can kill you with this spat-
*psssst!* Curtis!
"CUT!"
WHAT?!
Your fly is open.

2-02-05 6:08pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Not bad! The first one is easily the best. Keep it up, and you'll get more familiar with what works and what doesn't.

Welcome to stripcreator!

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2-02-05 9:24pm (new)
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IHMAWTD
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Thanks! Here are three more.

Life on the Set #4 by IHMAWTD
2-03-05
Hey, Curtis, you wanna go grab a bite to eat after the shoot?
Dude, my eyes are up here.

Life on the Set #5 by IHMAWTD
2-03-05
"Scene 8. Take 21. ACTION!"
Oh, Rex, honey! You've taken your mask off for me! That proves to me that you're more than just a cold-hearted killer. Tell me. Tell me you love me!
I love your boobs.
QUIT STARING AT THEM!

Life on the Set #6 by IHMAWTD
2-03-05
Listen, Curtis, if we're going to get through this scene, you're going to have to stop staring at Liz's breasts.
All right, man. I'm sorry.
It is pretty hard, though. You know how it is.
Oh, I do. Trust me. The zoom button is getting a workout.

I don't know if I like panel three of #5. I had a couple of ideas for it, and I don't think I got it quite right.

2-03-05 8:02am (new)
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not_Scyess
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Excellent.

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2-03-05 8:38am (new)
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PhreakyChinchilla
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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The first ones were better than the last few. All in all, not bad.

Welcome.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

2-03-05 8:38am (new)
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80_Million_Fleas
Make a New One!

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If I could love you anymore, it would involve restraining warrents. Good job!

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2-03-05 8:43am (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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Newbies that dont suck. Who knew?

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2-03-05 9:25am (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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My favorite is 4. Doing good so far, but there's still a little room for improvement. Keep up the good work!

2-03-05 11:42pm (new)
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IHMAWTD
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One last one, and I'll stop pimping myself out.

Life on the Set #7: SAG Awards Intro Rehearsal by IHMAWTD
2-05-05
When I was in 4th grade, a girl I liked kissed me during recess. Immediately following the kiss, I vomited all over her brand new dress.
I then fell to the ground and started spasming uncontrollably. I told her I was suffering an incurable disease, and my reaction was not because of her. She believed me.
My name's Curtis, and I'm an actor.

2-05-05 5:20pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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By all means, keep pimping.

That one's not anything special, but I like your stuff in general. Post it or I'll forget to read it!

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2-05-05 6:41pm (new)
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IHMAWTD
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By all means, keep pimping.

That one's not anything special, but I like your stuff in general. Post it or I'll forget to read it!


Ok.

Life on the Set #8: Take 5 at the Watercooler by IHMAWTD
2-06-05
You see that promo on Fox for the new Paris Hilton show?
You mean the one where she gets sprayed with liquified shit?
Yeah.
Yeah. 'Course I'd rather have her sprayed with .50-caliber machine gun bullets.
Tipped with liquified shit.

2-06-05 2:52pm (new)
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IHMAWTD
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Oh look! It's the 9th installment! What a wonderous thing! Exclamation point!

Life On The Set #9 by IHMAWTD
2-08-05
I just can't cry today, Bob. It's just not happening.
Foot, meet knee.
Hey! That hurt! *sniff*
Thanks, Curtis.
No prob.

2-08-05 2:53pm (new)
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IHMAWTD
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Life on the Set #10 by IHMAWTD
2-09-05
What's the matter, Liz?
I don't think my agent likes me.
Why?
I asked him to shop around for some scripts to improve my career.
And?
So far I've got five Cinemax After Hours scripts, three episodes of Blues Clues, and a video game movie directed by Uwe Bolle.

Life on the Set #10: Part 2 by IHMAWTD
2-09-05
You think your agent could hook me up with one of those Cinemax movies?

2-09-05 1:10pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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HAHA

I love funny new people!

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2-09-05 2:42pm (new)
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IHMAWTD
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Last one before I wait for my donation to go through. :)

Life on the Set #11 by IHMAWTD
2-10-05
You know, I don't think this Cleopatra remake Bob has been telling us about is such a good idea?
Why not?
Well for one thing...
He has re-cast Elizabeth Taylor in the lead role.

2-11-05 7:03pm (new)
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donttellmewhattodo
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i enjoyed these

2-11-05 7:11pm (new)
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Chadwick
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Wow, those are infanetly better than the ones I make, not to mention A lot of other crap floating around here.

2-11-05 11:02pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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#6 and #8 were great, and Turtle Wax was awesome. Great strip, great strip. However, the others didn't do much for me. You obviously know what you're doing though. Just keep improving and so on.

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2-12-05 9:30am (new)
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WetpoopMan
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i didnt find it funny, but i have a wierd type of humor.

2-12-05 11:04am (new)
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IHMAWTD
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Life on the Set #12 by IHMAWTD
2-13-05
Oh shit. I forgot my line.
Captain, this is the security control panel. All security measures must be okayed through this computer.
I guess I'll just say the first thing that comes to my mind. That usually works.
Over here we have the force field generator. Now that the tour is over, what was that intel you wanted to share with me?
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicko.

2-13-05 2:33pm (new)
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