Sign my petition. You CUNTS.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Your powers of persuasion are irresistable.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I think they should use dolphins and let the people come home.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I am.

I am.

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I see a gender mismatch. Heartless you may be... sired out of wedlock, perhaps...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am.

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I see a gender mismatch. Heartless you may be... sired out of wedlock, perhaps...

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Nah, my parents were married in '72 so I was born within wedlock.

And the heartless doesn't apply to kittens and puppies.

Bunnies and humans, yes. Kittens and puppies, no.

I dont think anyone should die for this bullshit. But if you choose to go and kill people for shit that they didnt do then you should fucking die.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE