Mark, the Good Waiter Gone Bad by MikeyG 2-08-05

Mark, I heard you got fired! What the fuck happened? I got a customer's order wrong. What? But that happens to everyone! Yeah, but instead of "Steak, medium-rare with green beans and mashed potatoes" I gave him "A Picture of me fucking his wife while his kids watched".

Mark, the Good Waiter Gone Bad 2 by MikeyG 2-08-05

Yo, Mark! Heard you got fired! Yeah, I slipped and fell crossing the promenade. They can't fire you over that! I had been swinging butt-naked and covered in honey from the ceiling.

Mark, the Good Waiter Gone Bad 3 by MikeyG 2-08-05

Mark! I heard you got fired! Yeah, my till was short like thirty-five bucks. Did you steal it? No, that's what they couldn't find after I threw it against the wall.

Mark, the Good Waiter Gone Bad 4 by MikeyG 2-08-05

Yo, Mark! Is it true you got fired for taking a shit on the high chair a customer requested for his kid? No, man. Oh. I only got it on the kid.

Mark, the Good Waiter Gone Bad - Fin by MikeyG 2-08-05

Mark, I heard you got fired for jerking off onto some lady's chicken-fried steak! Nah. So then what happened? I quit.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Great series.

But you're a donor! Why are you posting them here?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Great series.

But you're a donor! Why are you posting them here?

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Great series.

But you're a donor! Why are you posting them here?

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Great series.

But you're a donor! Why are you posting them here?

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