Which one works better?

Johnny Carson will NOT be right back. by suicide_king 2-08-05

Welcome to Hell, Johnny. Bet you wish you laid off us cancer sticks now, huh? Listen prick, it was emphysema, not cancer. Now come over here and let me have a drag. Oh no, can't do that -- this is your hell, and everyone is allowed to smoke in your hell but you. Ironic, huh? I will lick your balls for one puff.

The Genius of Ray Charles (in Heaven) by suicide_king 2-08-05

Welcome to Heaven, Mr. Charles. I can see! Of course, all earthly afflictions are cured in God's Kingdom. Hold on a second -- I'm black? And who the fuck has been dressin' me?

The Ray Charles one is infinitely better than the Johnny Carson one. I liked it a lot.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I liked the Johnny Carson one better.

I liked the opposite of the one that whoever is reading this liked better.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ray Charles was funny. The Carson one wasn't.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I agree. The Ray Charles one was MUCH funnier.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I thought the Ray Charles one was funnier, but I have a certain fondness for having an industry great like Carson telling a dinosaur he'd lick his balls for a puff.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Ray Charles one was funny! It was!

Auron Rocks!