In case my one reader is reading this I have returned from my yearlong absence, and the first GOOD comics to come seince my return are these:

Fun with Signor Upperclass by zegonsn 2-09-05

Sigh... this is dull... Hm.... we need something to kick us back into shape.... Hm.. Perhaps a random act of violence should get things started! HYPNOBEAM! BZAP! sigh... Drat! It didn't work! It looks like I'll need to try again!

HYPNOBEAM! by zegonsn 2-09-05

HYPNOBEAM! BZAP BZAP HYPNOBEAM! HAHAHA!!!! I belive we need to have that disscusion about what the acceptable uses of the hypnobeam are again

Melbo is sooo delightful! by zegonsn 2-09-05

You have a great gift in your hypnobeam, upperclass theif! It is a gift, however, that brings with it something else - Responsibility! What am I... a child? You must think, question, look deep inside yourself - what will be the effect of my actions. Will my wanton use of the hypnobeam make me someone I don't want to be? This is an outrage! Who is he to enforce his personal views of right and wrong on me? Here to teach you more about responsibility is Melbo the Delightful Puppet! Good Lord!

Again with the Hypnobeam? by zegonsn 2-09-05

Good e'en, sir! My name is Melbo the Delightful Puppet! I would like to teach you, good friend, a little more about responsibility! Let's sing the "responsibility is fun song!" This has gone far enough! BZAP HYPNOBEAM! . . .I don't think you were listening

Pretty good, actually.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I think its great.. we should all start reading that. Actually I'm gonna start goin through the archives right now

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Soy un Perdedor

Thanks for the positive comments :)

I made a few more
The third didn't come out right, but it's still ok

Stereotypes-the best timesaver of all by zegonsn 2-09-05

Do you have any idea where we are? Yes, you see, I thought the comic was somewhat dull before, so I decided I'd make a few changes Like bringing us to this rainbow-infested nightmare? Yes... and I've replaced you with a swarthy mexican! hehehe.... swarthy mexicans are comedic gold! Why do I think in English?

Quasi-filler by zegonsn 2-09-05

And now... The Paco and Sanchez show! Wait... which one am I supposed to be again?

Paco y Sanchez! by zegonsn 2-09-05

Quickly Sanchez! Read me the coordinates of the launch device! Oh, wait, that's me. Sorry... ok... Ahem: BUT PACO WHATERVER SHALL WE DO? Perhaps this job isn't worth ten cents an hour after all... wait.. wrong line... lesee here.... paco look out... curse your bones sanchez... ah! Here we are! No... wait...

Paco's Fate by zegonsn 2-09-05

What happened to Paco? Oh, he wasn't working out So you fired him? Not exactly... MADRE DE DIOS! CONSUME! CONSUME!

So far, so good! Watch the spelling and punctuation, though... because it can make the dialog confusing, not because I'm a pedantic asshole.

Well, not just because I'm a pedantic asshole.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Spelling and punctuation are over rated.

I liked them a lot. Welcome back. I am looking forward to seeing more of your comics.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

A few more, although I don't like them as much as the Paco and Sanchez ones

I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this joke

Operation: Boredom! by zegonsn 2-10-05

I'd like to order some beef please Sure, let me get some Alright... beef... beef... here is i- PA? IS THAT YOU? Perhaps I should go

RoboHuntaz! by zegonsn 2-10-05

SIR, I HAVE FINISHED WASHING THE DISHES. NOW MAY I HAV MY PROGRAMMING UPDATE? Yeah, I'll do that in a second. Lemme just finish this level of RoboHunters ROBOHUNTERS? Haha! Take this ya stupid robots! AHH! THE HUMANITY!!!

Descrimination agains robots in our schools? by zegonsn 2-10-05

YOU MUST PAY FOR THIS SENSELESS MASSACRE OF MY PEOPLE No! Wait! It's just a game! RECENT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT THOSE WHO PLAY GAMES INVOLVING KILLING ROBOTS ARE 6 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO KILL ROBOTS IN REAL LIFE What?! But.. but that's- THERE ARE NO EXCUSES! PREPARE TO BE SLAUGHTERED! Aww...funkmonkeys

are they supposed to be funny?

I personally don't think they are all that funny, but I'm sure you'll get better *shot for being cheesy*

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I think they're great. And my opinion is the one that matters.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I also think they are funny. And I had my sense of humour removed in a freak accident.

I did not want to find these funny, based solely on the fact that not_Scyess and kramer_vs_kramer liked them. But they were funny anyway, you bastard.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.