so i HAD to make some new ones, im going with a different style this time though:

What? by shank 2-10-05

Oh look! A marshmallow! ???? *FAP FAP FAP*

9 Months by shank 2-09-05

oh no, i wish i would have never busted my load in her. what ever am i going to do?!?!? I MUST ASSASINATE THAT BITCH!

Pfft. by shank 2-09-05

step away from my sphyncter Pfft.

Sneak it. by shank 2-09-05

I work at superstore, stocking shelves... I try to eat as many sun chips and gummy worms as i possibly can without gettting fired. the supervisor almost caught me...i think i pooped in my pants a little.

Flying time traveling mice by shank 2-09-05

i'd like to ride a big mouse one of these days. like, one that can fly and travel through time. so i can choose my mother and father god damnit.

[Click to view comic: 'Pizza Pizza']
[Click to view comic: 'Lunch Time']
[Click to view comic: 'Tyler is at it again']
[Click to view comic: 'SHOW ME YOUR TITS']
[Click to view comic: 'Cover her face']
[Click to view comic: 'Fuck and Chuck']
[Click to view comic: 'Retard 1 + Retard 2 =entertainment for the whole family #2']

I hope you don't think I'm just saying this, because really and truly, I mean it... but what a fetid pile of shit those comics are.

With one exception. In this one you -- seemingly purely by accident -- stumbled upon something that's really very funny:

SHOW ME YOUR TITS by shank 2-09-05

so i was like to her, i was like "HEY BITCH, SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING TITS" did she show them? no, she was like "fuck you asshole, dont fucking talk to me that way!", so i said "FUCK BITCH, DONT BE A BITCH, BITCH OR I'LL SLAP YOUR TITS RIGHT OFF" oh yeah, Im sure that worked, i bet after that you sure didnt get a whole hell of alot of tittage. obviously not, it was over the phone...some chick for my mom. I just ended up telling her to call me up later when she was ready to show me her tits. you are possibly the worst person i have ever met while waiting for the bus.

And this one...

Tyler is at it again by shank 2-09-05

Hey buddy! Long time no see! yeah, i wonder why. well why not, you havent been answering my calls, or my letters, or my emails, or my faxes, or my knocks on the door of your house, your work or anywhere ive followed you to. Dont you love me anymore? Seriously guy, you are so gay...it's not even funny anymore. Can you at least get naked for me...and maybe just touch my bum with your finger....just a little touch. like a poke even.

...could've been funny, but it seems like you gave up halfway through writing it. Tyler's set up in panel 2 is great... but you blew the punchline. Dammit. That comic should be the next FTC competition right there.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.

tell me how i could have bettered the tyler one with the punchline.

oh yeah, i have a bunch of tyler and bob/dog comics

and some of them are inside jokes...i shouldnt have posted them.

why don't you get upset about it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.

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Please leave for another 8 months.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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yeah well, im not a fucking genius like you.
i have over 270 comics, most of them i come up with instantly, thats why some of the punchlines suck.

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Hey, your comics are fine... as long as you're happy with 'em, no one else has to like 'em.

This is not so great, because I did it in a hurry, but you'll get the idea. I love Tyler's set up in the 2nd panel.

When They Finally Realize Those Annoying CDs Don't Work... by not_Scyess 2-11-05

Hey buddy! Long time no see! Yeah, I wonder why. Well why not? You havent been answering my calls, or my letters, or my emails, or my faxes, or my knocks on the door of your house, your work or anywhere I've followed you. Why can't you get it through your head? I DON'T WANT AOL! But with 1099 hours free... Dammit, can't you at least let me be until I get back to Johannesburg?!

It's my 200th comic, by the way. Yay!

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just for dcomposed:

who's a fag? by shank 2-11-05

you are a fag no, you are a fag gay fag gay ass faggot how about we just stop this black on black violence and narrow it down to dcomposed being a fag. you better not say that, or he might hate you, gay people dont like when you call them fags, faggot.

If Hitler came in and told me he was my biggest fan, he still would have killed a bunch of people and so he'd be a wang. You can compliment my comics all you like, but you're still a wang.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ok ok, here we go:

Tyler and Bob, a whole new twist. by shank 2-11-05

we are going to have to make some changes around here, bob. umm, what exactly do you mean? we need some better punchlines and endings and shit. huh yeah...so i think its time we start having sex at the end of every comic, i'll bring the lube. i'll bring the shotgun.

And that's not just because you said gay or fag or whatever it was I didn't like.

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i bet you get laid every night. i should tag along so i get twice the sex.

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Even if does, you've still used gay twice.

And I don't care what gay can mean.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 02:30pm ( reply :: delete )

You should probably change that sig or take out the stuff about fags, unless you want people (like me) not liking you because of it.
From dcomposed :: 06-20-04 02:05pm ( reply :: delete ) [/b]

I have never been laid I am a virgin I have never touched a penis (which is what I like because I'm a giant fag) and anytime I attempt to get laid I get punched out because I am exactly the oppisite of what people want to be sticking their dick in if you do want to come with me that probably would help because you'd look a whole lot better by comparison but nice try anyway and I'm sorry you're no better at working out who is having sex than you are at working out what is and is not funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"I am King Guttenberg! The one known as dcomposed touched my penis last night. That is all!"

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

that's wonderful.
i take it someone as funny as you would know the definition of sarcasm and when it is put to use.

rawt on, cowboy

that's wonderful.
i take it someone as funny as you would know the definition of sarcasm and when it is put to use.

rawt on, cowboy

Sadly I do not but it is very clear that you do.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

So then shank says, "No, YOUR momma."

well im a muh fukkin' gangstuh, shouldnt it be "YO' momma"?

Sorry, I don't think "muh-fukkin' gangstuh" is really ebonix for "homely-ass white trash."

And then dcom says, "No, YOUR momma."

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/249/arguing7lh.jpg

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Sorry, I don't think "muh-fukkin' gangstuh" is really ebonix for "homely-ass white trash."

And then dcom says, "No, YOUR momma."

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