Untitled 1 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

bahhh-aa-hhhaa BAH bitch, i know you like it. fuck yeah.

Untitled by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

*SQUEEZES BUTTCHEEKS* annnnnd release... toooooot, lolz

Untitled k by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

i give up, i cant count. 1, 2, 4, 6, 6.....fuck

Titled...umm 6? by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

man thats one big beautiful ass. You're telling me, i'd totally fuck her hard. her? what? i was talking about you, FUCK thats a hot ass...i just want to sit here and imagine im eating it for supper. thats my cue, gotta go!

Titled 6 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

let's recite this, ok ok: "i will love you forever, and ever.............and ever... and ever...annnnd everrrrrr. i cant take this anymore...i must cut off my leg!

mmm sex by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

i was banging this chick last night, just giving it like there was no tomorrow...god, it was good i went on for like 15 minutes, then i woke up. then my dog ran away from me for some reason.

Titled 5 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

This guy doesnt even know how to count. fucking....1, then 2...then 4 hey you little shit, squirming is only going to make it hurt more. can i at least have another popsicle?    :(

Titled 4 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

i was just sitting here, thinking about something... then all the sudden, i was like "hello?" then fucking fly bit me in the face, i chased it around for hours....then i met you. check this out....look at my eye, look at my EYE!

Titled 2 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

werd

Titled 1 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

so i was boning this chick real fucking hard, and out of no where, she was like "do you want a ride to work?" so i laughed and was all like "yeah, now shut the hell up" then my eyes popped out of my head no, i punched them out when you told me to shut the hell up

Titled by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

Just when you think something couldnt possibly go wrong HI FIVE, BUDDY!

You=funny. Just ocasionally you lose it.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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i'll have alot more up soon

Untitled 3 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

ahh im so trashed ive got such a splitting headache im feeling pretty low today. ohh that just made my skin crawl hey, any of you guys want to exchange numbers? that'd be pretty fucking sexy of you.

Untitled 2 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

Hey there, what can i getchya? uh, i'll just have some water, thanks. Alllllrighty

Enjoyably whimsical:

Titled 2 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

werd

Funny:

mmm sex by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

i was banging this chick last night, just giving it like there was no tomorrow...god, it was good i went on for like 15 minutes, then i woke up. then my dog ran away from me for some reason.

Hilarious:

Untitled 2 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

Hey there, what can i getchya? uh, i'll just have some water, thanks. Alllllrighty

Crap:
everything else

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

alot of it is just stupid humor that entertains others that i know...so i add a little bit of that.
its not all suppose to be or goiung to be clever or humorous to others.

Then you succeeded. I love those three, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i'll see what else i can brew up...i made a few more.

No Name Product by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

Hey, where are you going? Ohhhh just to get a little fresh air.

thought i'd try and twist that one around

HAHAHA!! I LOVE THEM!!

first two strips were fucking awesome

thanks :)