Alright my friend Screendummie and I are having a contest, who can make a funnier comic with the exact same lines, you know different characters and a different background but the same lines.

Mine:

I'm a Hack, I know by Chadwick 2-13-05

Did you know Jesus hates you? No Jevus died for my sins I doubt he hates me. What makes you think that? Why would he die for me if he hates me? Because you're a queer. Ah, but I thought that meant God hated me, not Jevus.

His:

Zombie X: Theological Debate by Screendummie 2-13-05

Zombie Theology Did you know Jesus hates you? No Jevus died for my sins I doubt he hates me What makes you think that? Why would he die for me if he hates me? Because you're a queer. Ah, but I thought that meant God hated me, not Jevus.

pwn3d! by DaveXT 2-13-05

Did you know I hate you? No you died for my sins I doubt you hate me. What makes you think that? Why would you die for me if you hate me? Because you're a queer. Ah, but I thought that meant God hated me, not you.

Mine's best.

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www.davesmiddlefinger.tk It's a site about nothing!

You know what's good is that Jevus & Juthead.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

You know what's good is that Jevus & Juthead.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Ha! CHUBBY you just jinxed yourself! now you cant talk untill somebody says your name!

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

I thought we vowed never to let newbs start a contest.

None of us are winners. We're all losers. And its not really a contest. There isn't anything to win or to brag about. Mostly Chadwick's shameless (really mostly mine as Screendummie)attempt for attention.

Either way, who won?

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

You both lose. The text sucks regardless of the characters.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ding! Ding!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

sucks...

poop out of a long tube...

You said his name in the post...does that count?

No. It doesnt count, we're playing old school British Jinx rules here..

The standard "two digs" on the arm gets substituted with a forfeit of my choice...

CHUBBY given that you have posted in other threads before anyone said your name, you must face the consquences.

Tomorrow at work you must call a meeting of all employees, managers and shareholders. Now, bring them to the Brewing vat, take down your trousers and have an allmighty dump in it whilst announcing...

"This is what I do every day while you are not looking!"

I don't make the rules. I merely enforce them.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!