Hey everyone! I am new. I want make funny comics but I have no ideas, so I will hold off untill I think of something funny.

Thank you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Don't come back to the forums until you have made some comics.

It's a rule...somewhere.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Welcome aboard. Don't worry, the ideas will come...and then the bad ones will come, then a couple of good ones, two bad ones, a string of good ones, then a years worth of bad. But welcome aboard regardless.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Thanks! Alright, I will try to make a comic.

I think you need to let your characters speak in their own voice. Get inside their heads, know their wants and desires, intimate yourself with their intrinsic natures, let them breathe. They all have something to say about truth, it is your job to transmit that message.

As it is now they all just seem to say "fuckshitcunt".

(But the idea of someone "needing a banana-fuck" is pretty funny in its own right.)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

lol ok? Well, I will try to make mine better.

Are you still considered a newbie if you've created aliases under at least three accounts in the last two weeks and flooded the forums with all of your crappy comics from each alias?

Nevermind...I figured out the answer as I was typing that.