Its even harder to be funny in TWO panels. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

So, tell me about yourself. No.

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The date. 2 aka Its even harder to be funny in TWO panels. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

So how do you shit? Check please.

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Ha ha! Nice one.

The date. 3 by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

You are the cutest dog in the world. You are the dumbest bitch I have ever met.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

3 is the best so far.

The date 4. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

So Sheila was talking and she said you were the most intresting person she has ever met. I will eat your flesh.

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That one wasn't as good as the others.

The date. 5 by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

So I am really having a good tim- Listen CUNT I am not. So why dont you just shove this entire date up your fucking ass. WAHHHHHH! Was it something I said?

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3 and 5 are the best so far.

The date. 6 by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

The next night. I am so glad I hooked up with a normal guy unlike the one last night. BRAAINSSS..... Yeah I think so too.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Nope, 3 and 5 were better.

I hate being unable to end comics. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! What?

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you must be bored

HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINES DAY CUNTS by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

Dear Valentine, I got you this hammer because you pounded your way into my heart.

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Wok away. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

I recently decided that the earth revolves around one person. Just who that is I dont know yet.

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CHUMBAWAMBA. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-16-05

I get knocked down. But I get up again. Never gonna keep me down. I get knocked down. Pissin the night away.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

the CHUMBAWUMBA one kinda sucks. A lot. Like, more than a chupacabra.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I am trying man. This making funny comics is hard.

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SOMEBODY GIVE THIS A PUNCHLINE.
Please?

I have been sodomized by the love of Jesus. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-16-05

Its allright my child confess your sins unto me. Well.....

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JESUSSANDWICH has been sodomized by the hate of theReverend. by theReverend 2-16-05

Its allright my child confess your sins unto me. Well..... No, wait. Don't say anything. Just sit there a moment. Mmmm...your smell is intoxicating... That'll be $20, sir.

There you go, babycakes.

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