You Silly People and Your Infatuation With Traditions by NooniePuuBunny 2-14-05

ITS VALENTINE'S DAY! The day of love. Isn't that grand?! Still don't have a boyfriend, eh, Noonie?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The secret to surviving V-Day by fzh 2-14-05

Today is Valentine's Day. Singles everywhere are stressing and spreading hate for the greeting card industry. "But why aren't you stressing?" you ask, "aren't you single?" Indeed I am, but here's my secret... discount candy tomorrow. Who needs love when you've got chocolate?

HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINES DAY CUNTS by JESUSSANDWICH 2-14-05

Dear Valentine, I got you this hammer because you pounded your way into my heart.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

The Best Valentine's Day Ever by biped 2-14-05

Well...bye, Debbie! Come back again REAL SOON! Yeah, sure... (don't hold your breath, dickface...) Omigod, she...she forgot to FLUSH!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S TURD!!! I LOVE YOU, DEBBIE'S TURD!!! *WHIFFFFF!!!*

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

VD! by Spankling 2-14-05

Spankling? Yes my little hose-muffin? Happy Valentines day! [groan... I mean grovel]

Is this where this goes?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet