My own V Day humor. My boss hated me when I made a comment similar to the chick's. Based where I work, since its next to a florist. All them guys desperate for roses. Fuck that!

Zombie X: What We Wish for on Valentine's Day by Screendummie 2-14-05

Happy Valentine's Day! I brought you these flowers. You know, our relationship will last a week as long as these flowers do. Why...why did you have to hurt our love?

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