I'm sure this format's been done somewhere, but here's my take on it, plus my all-time classic, "Bug Juice".

Bad News, Worse News by MikeyG 2-15-05

What's the bad news? I raped your dad into a coma. What's the worse news? I did it on your mom's corpse.

Bad News, Worse News 2 by MikeyG 2-15-05

What's the bad news? I burned your house down. What's the worse news? I've been stashing dead kids in your basement.

Bad News, Worse News 3 by MikeyG 2-15-05

What's the bad news? I got your wife pregnant. What's the worse news? The kid came out retarded and on fire.

Bad News, Worse News 4 by MikeyG 2-15-05

What's the bad news? I got your dad pregnant. My DAD? What's the worse news? Since the baby had nowhere to go it chewed its way out his ass.

Bad News, Worse News 5 by MikeyG 2-15-05

What's the bad news? I called the police and told them you're an escaped sex predator. What's the worse news? It's true.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bad News, Worse News 6 by MikeyG 2-15-05

What's the bad news? I've laced all your food since last year with carcinogens and now you have cancer. What's the worse news? American Idol has been renewed for another season.

BUG JUICE! by MikeyG 2-14-05

Here mate, try some Bug Juice! I'm not drinking any goddamn bug juice! Relax mate, it's just a fruit punch. Mmm, good. Why do they call it Bug Juice? The fruit has bugs in 'em.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

These comics were so amusing, they almost made me forget to go on a tri-state killing spree.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Those were sexy, im going to have a wet dream tonight!

Ahahahahah!!!!!!!!! MikeyGSpankling character = teh win.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The photoshopped strip and bug juice were awesome

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

3, 5 and 6 were bestest. 3 most bestest. I wish I had some kinda rifle that turned back time so I could not read this and instead shoot old ladies that sit on their porches FUCKING STARING AT ME WHEN I DRIVE BY GOD DAMMIT GET A HOBBY

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8===D

Bad News, Worse News by dcomposed 2-17-05

What's the bad news? MikeyG made some comics. What's the worse news? You read them.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

LEWL

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bad Newz, Worse Newz by MikeyG 2-18-05

What's the bad news? dcomposed made a comic about me. What's the worse news? He knows who I am.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bad News Brown, Worse News Brown by dcomposed 2-19-05

(truestory) What's the bad news? MikeyG made a comic about you. What's the worse news? It's about how much he wants to have anal sex with you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Injokester's was funny, and so were some of Mikey's. But the latter should really stop attempting to write Scottish accents.

Hoots, man!

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Dad was flammable

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Bad News Browneye, Worse News Browneye by MikeyG 2-23-05

What's the bad news? dcomposed made another comic about me. What's the worse news? He knows how much I want to have anal sex with him.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

pas mal...

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Passions last forever !