I call on..... Newt Gingrich!
[Click to view comic: 'Newt Gingrich, same as the old gingrich']
[Click to view comic: 'How Newt Gingrich Stole Xmas']
[Click to view comic: 'I got better']
[Click to view comic: 'Did somebody say third degree burns on the vagina?']
[Click to view comic: 'Did somebody say third degree burns on the vagina? 2']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

[Click to view comic: 'Now go back under your rock, you slimy bottom feeder']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I call on...... Governor Whats-his-name!
[Click to view comic: 'First, remove the plank from your brother's eye']
[Click to view comic: 'The Tampan Hillbillies']
[Click to view comic: 'Bring out your dead']
[Click to view comic: 'Flatliners']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Wow, I totally can't get enough of this fantastic political humor.

Either

A.) You are reading stuff that you know full well you won't like, as you've already made your mind up not to, which makes you a dumbass, or

B.) You're not reading them, you're just posting your dumbass comments, which makes you a dumbass.

So, which one are you, dumbass?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Can't a guy admire your range? Dumbass.

I call on..... John Ashcroft!

[Click to view comic: 'Mission accomplished']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx