Oooohhh, oooooohh, I am the ghost of American infidel, Nick Berg, coming for the return of my head...
I... I... uh... I had nothing to do with that. It was all Abu's idea. I'll show you his cave...
Whoa, good one Osama. You got me. Son of a beech, you got me!
Ha, ha, ha, you stutterin' prick -- you were shakin' big time. Check out the wet spot on your crotch. Muhammed filmed it all too! Ha, ha, you got so punk'd.