Christ's toughest moments II by Yankowitz 2-23-05

-SNORES- I can't think of anything else when he snores... -SNORES- I kind of like it, actually... -SNORES- It helps me forget the pain...

Christ's toughest moments III by Yankowitz 2-23-05

The pain... I can't stand it anymore... don't you ? No no.. I fine, actually ! Are you kidding me ? Yes. Witty boy...

Christ's toughest moments IV by Yankowitz 2-23-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- -PAIN- I love the view, though... It's beautifful ! Are you planning to invest in real estate ? Well...

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I liked you more when you were just a spammer.

Pardon, monsieur.

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Christ's toughest moments V by Yankowitz 2-23-05

By the way what's your name ? Christ... What's yours ? Yankowitz, Brian Yankowitz. Brian ? We used to be neighbors, didn't we ? Yup. It's a small world after all...

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Christ's toughest moments VI by Yankowitz 2-23-05

Heard the news Jesus ? What news Brian ? Mary Magdalena's dating Judas ! No way ! Yes way ! I'm crucified !

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Christ's toughest moments VII by Yankowitz 2-23-05

Brian, why did you get into this position anyway ? Well, I was hungry. They condamned me because I stole a fish. And you ? I used to teach people how to fish, that's why. You know... I'm really sad we didn't meet before. Yup.

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Go back to the French site.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I can't just go away. I'm having too much fun here. I'm really sorry if you don't.

Je suis désolé, mademoiselle.

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Your comics make me want to hurt puppies. This is not good.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

This is a risk I am willing to take.

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Christ's toughest moments VIII by Yankowitz 2-23-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- Don't you think it's really freezing tonight, Jesus ? Quite luckily it is, Brian... Why "luckily" ? It keeps the vultures away !

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I just kicked a puppy and told biped I loved him.

The world is ending.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Come on ! It can't be the end of the world, I'm only beginning !

Christ's toughest moments IX by Yankowitz 2-23-05

Did we really deserve this, Christ ? I am afraid it is my Father's allmighty will. OK... But why ? You can't predict Father's allmighty will. OK, but... Could it be your Father's allmighty will to send us a bunch of termites ? -PAIN-

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Christ's toughest moments X by Yankowitz 2-23-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- Hey, Christ ? You know the good thing about crucifixion ? What can it be, Brian ? Well, you know... It's great occasion to think about life... ... or what's left of it...

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Christ's toughest moments XI by Yankowitz 2-24-05

-PAIN- Alone, at last ! Why, Christ ? Isn't it nice to have visitors ? Sure, Brian. The visitors are allright. So what's the matter ? It's the stones that they throw.

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Christ's toughest moments XII by Yankowitz 2-24-05

-PAIN- You know, Brian... It might be a good thing for us to die ! How could it be, Christ ? Well, at least we won't get the flu. -PAIN- -PAIN-

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Christ's toughest moments XIII by Yankowitz 2-24-05

-PAIN- You know, Brian... This whole new religion idea was meant to be failure. Why do you say that, Christ ? Well, there was 12 apostles and me... that makes 13, and 13 means no luck. But there will soon be only 12 apostles... So it might be a success, after all ! Great...

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Christ's toughest moments XIV by Yankowitz 2-24-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- Say, Christ... Who's that guy who comes here everyday, never saying a word, just whisthling and wondering around? Don't worry, Brian. It's only Peter... Peter, the Apostle? Yup. He's pretending he doesn't know me.

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Christ's toughest moments XV by Yankowitz 2-24-05

Ha ha ha ! HA HA HAHA ! HAHAHA ! Why are you laughing, Brian ? I ain't laughing, Christ ! It's the worms... they're tickling my hands ! Oh... I see... GEE ! It's stopped ! -PAIN-

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I think the word "-PAIN-" in all of your comics describes how all of your readers feel when they read your comics.

=)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Luckily, there aren't so many of them.

Feedback is always appreciated !
Merci.

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Christ's toughest moments XVI by Yankowitz 2-24-05

Hey, Christ ? Heard the news ? What news, Brian ? Judas has just hung himself ! -PAIN- It doesn't seem to make you very happy... I'd rather hear he is plotting against the Romans to free me!

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Christ's toughest moments XVII by Yankowitz 2-24-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- Hey, Christ ? God's your father, right ? He is, Brian. You must have been A VERY BAD BOY ! -PAIN-

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Christ's toughest moments XVIII by Yankowitz 2-24-05

You know, Christ... I'm really glad I got to know you better! -PAIN- Really... It's a little bit like going to a bar. You get to meet people, to talk with them... -PAIN- ... except you don't get any beer... ... and you can't change seats when your neighbor's a pain in the ass.

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I like them.