High School Daze, Part 1 by Jeanster 2-23-05

Good morning, class. Let's pick up from where we left off yesterday. Who can tell me about Manifest Destiny? Aren't you the one paid to tell us about that stuff? You suck! Principal Woods, if you're going to continue sitting in my class to observe, then I must insist you do so when you're not three sheets to the wind. Hey, at least you can't say I didn't bring enough to share with everyone. Here, Danny. Take a sip and pass the bottle around. SECURITY! Hey, Jessica. Ever take it up the backside?

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

High School Daze, Part 2 by Jeanster 2-23-05

Principal Woods, how can you deny your disgraceful drunken behavior in my classroom the other day? What drunken behavior? Be careful, Tyler. Making up such lies about me could cost you! It’s your word against mine. Actually it’s your word against mine and those of all twenty-five students who witnessed it. Do you seriously think anyone would take the word of a bunch of kids over a respected high school principal? Perhaps you didn’t notice the ones clicking away with their camera phones. Care to view the images? I can pull them up on the Internet for you. It’ll just take a moment. ...!

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"