Zombie X: Tell Me It Ain't So! by Screendummie 2-17-05

So...what kind of zombie are you? Flesh-eater or brain eater? I'd prefer not to say. Why the fuck not? Are you some sort of fucking vegitarian? No! Tell me it ain't so!

Zombie X: The Hard Stuff by Screendummie 2-17-05

When the fuck did that happen? For several weeks now. It started with a lettuce leaf here and there. Then to hard stuff. What the hell would that be? Artichoke hearts.

Zombie X: How Did You Hide That? by Screendummie 2-19-05

How in the hell did you hide that? You know all those brain burgers you thought I was eating. Yeah. They smelled like rancid ass. No way. Well...they are those disgusting veggie burgers.

Zombie X: My Anonymous Friends by Screendummie 2-19-05

Who else knows about this? Oh, I've been seeing this support group? What fruity group would this be? Zombies Anonymous. There's a group called ZA? No fucking way. Yeah. They're my anonymous friends.

Zombie X: Out of the Closet by Screendummie 2-20-05

So I heard you came out of the closet. I'm not gay. I'm not talking about that you fucking vegan!

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Zombie X: So I Heard by Screendummie 2-20-05

So...I heard. Seems like everyone knows now. Did Jason tell you? Um...no. I figured it out when I saw you snorting cauliflower in the zombiesroom.

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Very close. Practice and read and you'll be a good stripper.

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I doubt it.

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The second and third ones were good.

Thanks!

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