Zombie X: So Hunter S. Thompson is Dead by Screendummie 2-21-05

I heard about your little tribute to Hunter Thompson. Yeah? So what? So yeah. The school called me and told me your faux pas bottles of beer and blunts. Hey, not my fault he wrote "Fear and Loathing thing in Las Vegas." What did I tell you about your tributes since Ray Charles? Yeah...I guess it wasn't a good idea to blind the music teacher.

Zombie X: And Malcom X by Screendummie 2-21-05

Me and Malcom X have never gotten... I know Malcom X died today back in '65. Me and him go back a long ways. on together well since he was a... That's why I converted to Islam for a like a month. He was a brother with alot of rage. Muslim and all. That's why I hate whitey now. Not that it did me much good now.

Zombie X: That Was Easy! by Screendummie 2-22-05

Go to http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/ You ever check out Firefox? Nope. Go to http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/ I think you should check out Firefox Will you suck my balls? Do it now! http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/ Sure. That was easy!

Zombie X: My Peninsula of Masuclinity. by Screendummie 2-23-05

I got another call from your principle. Whatever it was, it wasn't my fault. You decided to show classmates your "peninsula of masculinity"? I was betted that I couldn't lean on my "peninsula" like a tripod. Guess who won fifty bucks?

Zombie X: I am Nostradumass! by Screendummie 2-23-05

So I was at the company party last night. You did you Nostradumass act? Yeah, it wasn't what everyone was expecting. I thought the boss was in the b-room at the time. But silly me, cause I lost the raise I was gonna get.

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Zombie X: The Incredible Exploding CrapBox. by Screendummie 2-23-05

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/news/0502/powercordannouncement.htm You know that some XBox cords are defective right? Nope. http://www.xbox.com/en-US/news/0502/powercordannouncement.htm Yeah, some of them catch fire as your playing. Really? http://www.xbox.com/en-US/news/0502/powercordannouncement.htm Yeah. That would be awsome to see happen at your house!

Zombie X: I Am Sooo Sorry. by Screendummie 2-24-05

I would like to apologize to you all. I know my son Jeffery is a difficult student. But honestly, he's not the bad. Excuse, but I expected some sort of aplause for this.

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Zombie X: I Am Sooo Sorry. by Screendummie 2-24-05

I would like to apologize to you all. I know my son Jeffery is a difficult student. But honestly, he's not the bad. Excuse, but I expected some sort of aplause for this.

Zombie X: Wrong Answer For the Eidolon by Screendummie 2-24-05

You must be new here. Why am I here? Oh...this where you go where even Satan gets tired of you. I dislike that answer!

Zombie X: You Don't Want To Hear It by Screendummie 2-24-05

And what did you do to piss off Satan? You don't wanna hear it. I demand that you answer me! Oh, someone snitched to Satan that I've been eating veggies. *Gasp!* See...I told you that you didn't want to hear it.

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Zombie X: You Are Not Right! by Screendummie 2-25-05

Why do you not eat human flesh? Correction, I used to eat human brains. I'm not one of those damned flesh eaters. You are not right! Consume humans!

Zombie X: Path of Ill Omen by Screendummie 2-25-05

Why have you choosen a path of ill omen? Ill omen? No its a lifestyle change. You, but only have one lifestyle! Human brains and flesh! You see, that's the problem. You people don't listen. I am the Eidolon! You listen to me! I think you got it all backwards there.

Zombie X: What Is An Eidolon? by Screendummie 2-25-05

What is an eidolon anyways? It does not matter that you understand. You must eat flesh! Listen to me, I eat...errr used to eat brains, dammit!

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Zombie X: Who Snitched? by Screendummie 2-26-05

So Satan found out? Yeah, but I'd like to figure out who snitched on me. I think I have a guess or two.   ?   Wait...You faggot!

Zombie X: But Why...Asshole? by Screendummie 2-26-05

I'd like to know why you decided to be such a silly faggot. Silly? I thought our love was genuine. You knew that it was a joke to freak out everybody, jagoff!

Zombie X: I'm Sorry... by Screendummie 2-26-05

I'm so sorry in being such a silly queer. I mean, I didn't think Satan would keep you in Gay Heaven for so long. Please...spank me for being bad!

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Zombie X: So You Got Out by Screendummie 2-27-05

I didn't think Satan would let you out of Gay Heaven. Yeah...well. Joe finally confessed he snitched. Yeah, but I didn't think you would want to get out. How many fucking times do I have to say we're not gay!

Zombie X: Veghead by Screendummie 2-27-05

So you eat veggies? Yeah. That explains why I heard those strange snorting sounds in the bathroom stall. Yeah. When I say eat...I think I should say fucking veghead. Fuck you too, buddy.

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I think we found our new CHUBBY.

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I am not! I am Screendummie! The dummmiest of komics!

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Zombie X: Three-Dollar Adjectives by Screendummie 2-28-05

Welcome to Three-Dollar Burger. How may I help you? I would like your ultra-mega tender crispy bacon jack spicy chicken sandwhich. Wait a minute...why are there more fucking nouns and adjectives then fucking food?

Zombie X: Not My Fault by Screendummie 2-28-05

Little man, I told you if you didn't give me your lunch money, I'd fucking kick your ass. Fucking dickhead. Fucking jagoff. Not my fault he died.

Zombie X: Fucking Principle's Office by Screendummie 2-28-05

Jeffery, you can't just kill who ever you want. You have to understand the complexities behind your actions. What the fuck would that be, asshole? The school gets less money from the government for every you student you kill. That's why.

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Zombie X: In My Response To Squabbling by Screendummie 3-01-05

My response to it... Buh bye! Thats awesome! No ones that good. So I don't care.

Zombie X: My Response to Squabbling Part Deux by Screendummie 3-01-05

Unless you're being paid rather than the other way around, then who cares? Cause people are idiots. Unless I was being paid in large bags of money with a dollar sign on it, then it really doesn't matter if I get banned or not.

Zombie X: My Response To Squabbling Part Tres by Screendummie 3-01-05

I'll go bang my head on concrete before I start a stupid arguement on this forum. Man...that would be awsome for you to do right now. Asshole, you weren't paying attention again!

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Zombie X: Inane Frown Posse Fan by Screendummie 3-01-05

Dude...why are you here? Cause the Bitch told me so. Um...you're not one of those Inane Frown Posse fans are you? Man...its not a fad but a lifestyle!

Zombie X: The Bitches Grape by Screendummie 3-01-05

Can you explain me what the "Bitch" is? You see its alot like the Grape. I don't get how fruit has anything to do with this. Fuck you, man! You don't know nothing about being part of the Inane Frown Posse. You are aware the only thing that keeps me from devouring your brain is because your an IFP fan.

Zombie X: Stupid Angry IFP Youth by Screendummie 3-01-05

Let me get this straight...You talk about bitches and grapes. Where's all the violence? *Gasp!* You just don't get it. Its musics that speaks to the angry youth of America. Angry youth? There's more of you dumbasses lurking around?

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Ok take a look at your stars now take a look at your comics for one of those to change your going to have to fix one of the two. (hint: you cant change your stars)

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I honestly don't care.

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: Planetariums, Cheesy Poofs and Sadness by Screendummie 3-02-05

Planetarium sucks major ass. I mean...fuck! They're aren't any Cheesy Poofs here! What the fuck just happend? And who the hell are you? Me...sad.

Zombie X: Shiite Yourself by Screendummie 3-02-05

What are you? You do not compute! I'm fucking dead. I'm a zombie, asshole. When you died, did you shit yourself? No lubrication for the raping then!

Zombie X: Me No Likey Ass Raping by Screendummie 3-02-05

Not sure why you have a think for the undead. I love all of your orifices. I'm kinda ripe right now...and red whatchamcallits aren't my type. But...its been so long. I would care, but I don't. So cry biotch! I wil l have you!