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Why don't niggers and mexicans breed?
They don't want their kids to grow up too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers and chinks breed?
They don't want their kids to be called "chiggers."
What does a helicopter full of Italians sound like?
guinea guinea wop wop
Why dont mexicans ever win the olympics?
All the ones that can run jump or swim are already in the usa.
Ever hear of Klu Klux Kenevil?
He jumped over 10 niggers in a steam roller.
How do you fit 100,000 jewish people in a sedan?
The ash tray
How do you stop five black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
How do you stop a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get him down?
Give a mexican a bat.
Why don't niggers live in houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal them.
Did you hear about the Mexican schoolgirl who went home during her lunch hour to fuck her boyfriend?
She was doing an essay for extra credit.
How do you get 40 Cubans in a bottle?
Tell 'em it floats.
Why do all black people have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.
What do you call an unborn black child?
Janitor In A Drum
What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?
Quattro Sinko
What do you say when u see your tv floating at night?
Drop it nigger!
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
What does it say on the inside of a niggers mouth?
Inflate 50pounds
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
What's gray, runs around a room and kills jews?
A gas pipe.
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.
Why dont niggers play in sandboxes?
Cats keep covering them up
Why do Black People smell?
So Blind people can hate them too..
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers are actually colored Pollocks
What do you tell a black person in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
How do you baptise a mexican?
With bean dip.
How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
Take ur foot off the back of his head.
What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.
Why do seagulls have wings?
So they can beat the niggers to the dump.
Why do they make clear garbage bags?
So niggers can window shop.
What's the difference between a nigger and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support a family.
Why do nigger funerals only have two paul bearers?
Garbage cans only have two handles.
When does a black person become a nigger?
When they leave the room.
Why do black people dance so funny?
Because they spend the first nine months of their lives dodging coat hangers.
What do an apple and black people have in common?
They both look good hanging from trees.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
How many Mexicans does it take to have a bath?
Five: one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.
Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.
Why don't Mexicans have any Olympic teams?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.
Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you tell the black jew?
Get in the back of the oven.
Why do Mexicans have refried beans?
Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Why do Mexicans have such big noses?
So they have something to pick in winter.
Why is a Spic like a Skunk?
Beause they're half black, half white, and smell like shit.
What do you call nine Mexicans in front of your house?
A spicket fence.
How can you tell a Mexican airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.
What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.\
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
Why are spics like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.
what did the mexican say when a bunch of houses fell on top of him?
"Get off me homes!"
Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on Thanksgiving.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.
What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
What is black, yellow, orange and makes you laugh?
A bus full of burning niggers going over a cliff.
Why to spics have small steering wheels?
So they can drive with handcuffs on
What to nike shox and the police have in common?
They both make niggers run faster.
When's the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
Right before you shoot him.
How do you kill 1000 ethiopians?
Throw a biscuit off a cliff.
How do you start an ethiopian parade?
Roll a biscuit down the road.
How many ethiopians can fit in a bath tub?
None, they all go down the drain.
What does an eithiopian family portrait look like?
A barcode.
What do you call a black woman having an abortion?
Crimefighter.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a mexican?
I don't know but it picks lettuce like a motherfucker
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four
What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
Quit laughing and reload
What do you call someone who can speak fluent English, *and* fluent Korean?
Dr. Dolittle.
What do you call a barn full of niggers?
Antique farm equipment.
How does a nigger bitch take a pregnancy test?
She shoves a banana up her twat, and if it comes out half eaten then she knows there's another monkey coming on the way.
Why don't nigger bitches wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies of the chicken.
Why are a niggers eyes red after sex?
From the pepper spray.
What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
What do you call a nigger lynched in a tree?
Branch manager.
How do you stop a bunch of niggers from hanging around in your backyard?
Hang one in your front.
Whats 10,000 niggers rolling down a hill called?
A jailbreak.
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
You can put chains on snow tires without them breaking into "Amazing Grace".
We all know that a white man's porn is Playboy. What is a black man's porn?
National Geographic.
Ever see niggers in the Jetsons?
Futures lookin' good, buddy.
whats 10,000 russians rolling down a hill called
an avalanche
whats 10,000 mexicans rolling down a hill called
A mud slide.
Thats a the difference between a run over dog and a run over nigger?
The dog has tire marks in front of it.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."
Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.
Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.
Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.
Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.
How do you starve a nigger?
Put his food stamps under his work boots.
What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew?
A Canoe tips.
Why are Jewish men circumcised?
Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 25 percent off.
What's Jew's biggest dilemma?
Free pork.
How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.
A nigger walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the fucking place."
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 18 niggers?
A football coach.
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 500 niggers?
A prison warden.
Why don't niggers stick their heads out of moving vehicles?
Their lips catching the wind will beat them to death.
What do you call 10 white people pushing a car up a hill?
White power.
What do you call 10 black people pushing a car up a hill?
Black power.
What do you call 10 mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
Grand theft auto.
Why were wheelbarrows invented?
To teach niggers to walk on their hind legs.
What Does FuBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us.
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.
How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.
How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
Did you hear the new football defense cheer from the Jewish cheerleading team?
"Get that Quarter Back!!!"
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.
What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.
What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.
Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.
How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.
What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.
What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.
Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.
A midget walks in to a bar, takes a few shots of whiskey, jumps up on the bar stool and said, "Hey, any of you motherfuckers want to fight me?" A guy 6 feet two inches tall and weighing 253 lbs stood up and said, "I'll fight you!" That little midget jumped on him and beat the shit out of him. Next night the midget walked in and took a few shots, jumped on his bar stool and said, "Hey, any of you motherfuckers want to fight me?" This time an even bigger guy stood up. He was about 6 foot 5 inches and weighed 348 lbs. The midget jumped on him and beat the shit out of him, too. So the bar owner went out and bought a gorilla and locked it in the bathroom. Later that night the midget walked in, took a few shots of whiskey and jumped on the bar stool and asked if there were any sons of bitches that want to fight. This time no one stood up. The bar owner said, "There's a guy in the bathroom that wants to kick your fucking ass." Now the gorilla was in the bathroom for about 6 hours and was really pissed off. That midget walked into the bathroom and there was all kinds of noise for about 2 hours. Finally that midget walked out, sat down all out of breath, looked at the bar owner and said, "Tell that damn nigger his fur coat is in the toilet."
So a black lady goes to get her welfare check and the lady asks her how many kids she has. the black lady says "I gots 10 kids." The lady tries to make conversation with the black lady and says what are their names? the black lady says "they all named LeRoi." so the lady asks how she can call them apart and the black lady says "o, den I just uses the last names"
Three guys are walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. They find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof! It's done. Then he says to the black guy "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof! And they're all back in Africa. So he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
This guy walks into a bar and sees a guy who looks JUST LIKE Adolf Hitler sitting there. He walks up and says, "What's with the Hitler costume?"
The man at the bar says, "I AM Adolf Hitler!"
"You're kidding!!! You're actually Hitler???"
"Ya," replies Hitler.
"Well, what the hell are you doing here?"
"Vell, I'm building zee army again, and I vill continue my work. I am going to kill all of ze Jews," Hitler said; and after a brief pause, "and all of ze Baseball players, too."
"What???" asked the American. "Why on Earth would you kill all of the baseball players?"
"See?" said Hitler. "I always said nobody cares about ze Jews."
A black man comes across a wise Asian man skipping rocks across a lake. Everytime he skipped a rock, it would make the sounds of *Ching*, *Chang*, *Chong* for each time it hit the water.
So the the nigger says... "Wow, how do you make it do that?" asian: "Well, these are sacred rocks and they tell me who my early ancestors were when I skip them across the lake." So the nigger, asks him to try, and the Asian guy gives him one of the rocks. He skips it across and it goes... *Chim*, *Pan*, *Zee*
So a scientist was trying to find out which parts of the brain controlled thought patterns regarding simple numbers.
So the scientist brought in his test subject and asked him simply to begin counting...
The test subject replied, "One...two...three..."
"Very good" said the scientist...so the scientist operated on the test subject and removed the left portion of the brain. He then asked the test subject to count again...
The test subject replied with "One...three...five..."
"Interesting" said the scientist...who then put the left portion of the brain back and then removed the right portion of the brain. He again asked the test subject to count...
The test subject replied with "Two...four...six..."
"Simply Amazing!" exclaimed the scientist. The scientist thought for a minute then decided to test the subject with both sides of the brain removed. He then asked the subject to count...
The test subject looked a little confused...then replied, "Uno...dos...tres..."