Dr.Suess #1 by Chadwick 2-27-05

You think Dr. Seuss really graduated with an M.D.? Don't care. Did he ever perform a quadruple bypass on a heart attack patient? DON'T FUCKING CARE! I mean, if he didn't graduate and just took the name, then he would've been perfoming quadruple bypasses illegally! Yeah, I'm sure thats what happened.

Dr.Suess #2 by Chadwick 2-27-05

I wonder if he had a girlfriend in High School? WHAT! Would he write her lots of really weird poetry? Fuck you, I'm leaving. maybe that's how he started off, writing petry to his high school sweetheart....

Dr. Suess #3 by Chadwick 2-27-05

I wonder what her name was.... wonder if she got hit by a bus.... SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! Do you think Dr. Seuss's high school sweetheart was hit by a bus? Yeah I'm sure she was.

Dr. Suess #4 by Chadwick 2-27-05

I think she was too. Die. I don't think it killed her though, probably just put her in a coma and Mr. Seuss (he wouldn't be a doctor in High School) wrote poetry books to keep her on life support and then Cat in the Hat came out and it got him enough money to give her therapy and revive her. Why won't you shut the fuck up?

Dr. Suess #5 by Chadwick 2-27-05

Did you ever read the Cat in the Hat? Fuck you. IT was about this cat, see, and the cat went to these kids' house who had nothing to do on a particular rainy day... Why won't you stop? and the cat, being the genius he was, came up with all sorts of fun games they could play!

[Click to view comic: 'Dr. Suess #6']

Well, what do you think?

That's certianly different. It's not funny, but it's sort of whimisical, and I don't dislike them.

I enjoy that you're providing something different to this site! Hooray for you.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Rather strange, but not unenjoyable. The first one was definitely funny. I was looking for something other than whimsy to describe the rest, because they were okay, but I am at a loss. They were pleasing in a whimsical way.

I say damn not_Scyess for getting to that description before I had the chance to.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Very good. They seem really reminicent of Azumanga Daioh's brand of humor. You probably don't know what I'm talking about. Good stuff, good stuff indeed.

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It's grime time.

Your comics are not horrible. I think they seem to be reminiscent of Joe Ben Wolf's brand of humor. You probably don't know who I'm talking about, because he was this guy I went to kindergarten with who used to eat crayons. He was very whimsical.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't think I was clear enough in my original post, actually. The comics are really not funny -- but I greatly enjoy reading them. And I don't know why! But I'd still love to see more.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Me too.

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It's grime time.

Here's the last one I'm gonna make, I don't think it's too good however.

Dr.Suess #7 by Chadwick 2-27-05

The Cat in the Hat Comes Back, did you ever pick up a copy of The Cat in the Hat comes Back? Uh, no That was quite the extravagant novel of the year, All my favorite characters from the first novel in a brand new adventure unlike ever before. Aw, man, Seuss was a literary genius. No, he was just able to rhyme, he didn't even use real fucking words!

Anyway thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it.