Jolly Random Ass Santa Clause Has Met His Match by Rawk_Muh_Sawks 2-28-05

Random Jolly Ass Santa is Patronizing Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer. Look at me, I'm Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer. Look at my nose, look at it! I'm suuuch an ATTENTION WHORE!!!! I wonder If I should tell him about Father Time taking Mrs.Clause into the stables last night... Naaaaaaah. Santa thinks he has defeated Rudolph and announces it by telling him he is HOWNED A.K.A OWNED HO! HO! HOWNED!!!! I'm really failing to comprehend Santa, how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below Elf shit. Santa Leaves dissapointed realizing he had fucked with a superior OWNED.

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What do you think?

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Braggart.

I think you should lighten up on the unnecessary narration, but other than that you look promising.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.