Christ's toughest moments LI by Yankowitz 3-07-05

You know, Christ... It's a great experience to spend some time talking with you... -PAIN- I mean... When this crucifixion his over, I intend to write a book about you and me. You mean... once they've finished crucifying you, Brian ? Er... Forget it ! -PAIN-

Christ's Toughest Moments LII by Yankowitz 3-07-05

Isn't it ironic, Christ? What, Brian ? Well, you used to multiply fishes, didn't you ? Right. Now you're multiplying flesh-eating worms! -PAIN-

52 strips and going... A passion cannot be stopped.

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Why is everyone copycatting CHUBBY?

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Christ's Toughest Moments LIII by Yankowitz 3-07-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- I'm afraid of dying, Christ ! You Shouldn't be, Brian. You believe in life after death, don't you ? Uhh... No. but I believe in life after birth though... -PAIN-

I firmly protest ! The only thing in common between my comics and CHUBBY's is their unfunniness. That's not enough to accuse me of copycatting !

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Christ's Toughest Moments LIV by Yankowitz 3-07-05

Say, Christ ? You would tell me if I was being a pain in the ass ? You're OK, Brian. I can't complain. Really ? That's sweet ! I mean... it could be worse. You could be singing ! WHAT A LOVELY IDEA ! -PAIN-

Christ's Toughest Moments LV by Yankowitz 3-07-05

SWING LOW ! SWEET CHARIO-OT ! -PAIN- COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOME ! -PAIN- SWI-ING LOW ! SWEET CHARIO-OT... It ain't no chariot and it ain't swinging, Brian !

Feedbacks are always rewarding !

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There is also the fact that their is a shit load of them after you being here for only a couple weeks.

Oh and by the way. Try using this new thing I think its called funny.

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There is also the fact that their is a shit load of them after you being here for only a couple weeks.

Oh and by the way. Try using this new thing I think its called funny.

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Good. You think I do to many strips and you don't find them funny. That's OK for me.
I was afraid CHUBBY had already done a serial about the Passion of the Christ !

I'll try to be funnier, I promise !

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Hoping it's funnier than usual...

Christ's toughest moments LVI by Yankowitz 3-08-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- You know what, Christ ? I've been thinking ! Have you, Brian ? I'm TOTALLY against death penalty ! Me too, Brian, me too...

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Christ's toughest moments LVII by Yankowitz 3-08-05

I wish I could do something against death penalty, Christ ! We should organize protests ! Make sure everyone knows how unfair it is... -PAIN- ... So that someday it be impossible to legally kill another person ! That's not gonna be tomorrow, Brian... Uhh ?? ... nore in the two thousand years to come...

Merde ! I just got one more bad vote ! My comics can't be so bad though, there's some I really like ! I hope it's just because I'm French...

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Hoping it's funnier than usual...

Christ's toughest moments LVI by Yankowitz 3-08-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- You know what, Christ ? I've been thinking ! Have you, Brian ? I'm TOTALLY against death penalty ! Me too, Brian, me too...

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These comics are great. The one JESUS mentioned above is my favorite by far. It's excellent. Keep 'em comin'.

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Meh.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Some guys want these strips to stop, others want them to continue... I agree with others !

Christ's toughest moments LVIII by Yankowitz 3-09-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- -PAIN- -PAIN- I wonder how this is all going to end, Christ... Haven't you seen Spartacus starring Kirk Douglas ?

Christ's toughest moments LIX by Yankowitz 3-09-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- Christ ? What, Brian ? Life's a bitch and then you die... and then you resurect. True.

Feedback appreciated as always...

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Christ's toughest moments LX by Yankowitz 3-09-05

Visitor hour : OUCH ! OUCH ! OUCH ! HEY YOU ! STOP THROWING ROCKS AT US ! You know that guy, Christ ? Sure, Brian ! He's that BLIND guy I CURED in Jericho !

That'll be enough for today !

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New series time.

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I don't think so.

Christ's toughest moments LXI by Yankowitz 3-10-05

Christ, I miss the women ! I had a woman once... -PAIN- She had a wooden leg of course, but she would prepare great falafel sandwiches ! Eventually, I had to exchange her for a bag full of peas... -PAIN- Ever had a girl to love and cherish, Christ ? Joker.

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I'm really not sure about this, JESUSSANDWICH.

Christ's toughest moments LXII by Yankowitz 3-10-05

You never quite found your kind of woman, have you Christ ? It's complicated, Brian... She'd have to be just like my mother... Meaning ? Meaning she outta be able to breed without being touched ! That'd be one of a kind, wouldn't it ? -PAIN-

Christ's toughest moments LXIII by Yankowitz 3-14-05

So what's it like to be the son of God Our Almighty Lord? It's not what you think, Brian... Yeah ? My relations with my father were quite casual ! Really, Christ ? Yeah. For instance at dinner time I was allowed to just call him "God".

Feedback appreciated, as always...

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Christ's toughest moments LXIV by Yankowitz 3-14-05

Visitor hour : Say, Christ ? You see the little kid over here... the one that's not throwing rocks at us ? Yes, Brian ? that's my younger son, Helmut Yankowitz ! Helmut ? Look at ourselves ! There's no future for jews in Palestine. I want him to settle in a safer place... Germany. -PAIN-

Christ's toughest moments LXV by Yankowitz 3-14-05

I can't believe the Religious Authority decided to crucify you, Christ ! It wasn't them, Brian... I thought so ! After all, half of the population of Palestine claims to be the son of God, the other half being... women. It's the Trade and Finance authority that wanted my crucifixion... Why's that ? They accused me of threatening the bread industry by multiplying them !

Feedback appreciated, as always...

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!!! CHRIST IS BACK !!!

Christ's toughest moments LXVI by Yankowitz 3-31-05

Frisky night, ain't it Christ ? Yes it is, Brian. Sometimes I wish Satan would appear to me... Er... ... just to heat up a bit the atmosphere... -PAIN-

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Who said "enough" ?

Christ's toughest moments LXVII by Yankowitz 4-14-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- -PAIN- If this is a joke... -PAIN Please stop it, Dad!

Christ's toughest moments LXVIII by Yankowitz 4-14-05

GIVE ME A "Y" ! GIVE ME A "Y" ! GIVE ME A "Y" ! -PAIN-

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I'm pretty sure someone did that same joke recently.

Haven't been on the site recently... Sorry about that !

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Hope you'll like this ones !

Christ's toughest moments LXIX by Yankowitz 4-14-05

I'm bored, Christ ! -PAIN- Why don't we play hide and seek ? -PAIN- Really, why ? what do you think Brian ?

Christ's toughest moments LXX by Yankowitz 4-14-05

You should be more positive about all this, Christ... -PAIN- Look at it this way... -PAIN- ... We're only 90 degrees away from happiness ! True.

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Christ's toughest moments LXXI by Yankowitz 4-15-05

You know what Christ ? What, Brian ? I've been thinking all this over... I'm pretty sure that we're gonna die. What a sharp and witty mind !

Christ's toughest moments LXXII by Yankowitz 4-18-05

Wow ! Look at that, Christ ! -PAIN- Yesterday's rainfalls have totally flooded the city ! -PAIN- We're lucky they crucified us on top of a hill ! Are we, Brian ?

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