This is the first episode of what I hope will be a new series:

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Australia - Part One by KajunFirefly 3-13-05

Well, what do you want to do first? Look at some kangaroos? Visit the Sydney Opera House? or... uh... What the fuck else is there to do? We could get some hookers. I'll do the talking this time, we don't want a repeat of Singapore.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Australia - Part Two by KajunFirefly 3-13-05

I'm going surfing, you want to come? No thanks, I have enough trouble keeping my balance on dry land. This isn't so hard, I haven't even spilled my pint. That's my friend out there. Someone should tell him that's a rock he's standing on.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Australia - Part Three by KajunFirefly 3-13-05

Oh look, a kangaroo. Give me your wallet. How cute. I'm a kangaroo with a fucking GUN! I'm American. Oh, sorry, Sir.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Australia - Part Four by KajunFirefly 3-13-05

Do you have anything stronger to drink? Listen, mate, we've got liquor here that'd wake the dead. How cute. I'm serious, this stuff's made from snake venom and koala sperm. I'm Scottish. We have sheep sperm too.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Australia - Part Five by KajunFirefly 3-13-05

Well, what did you think of Australia? Everyone seems to get drunk to try and forget that there's like 6 million ways to be killed here. Remind you of home then? Yes, and the locals seem to be proud of being a nation of alcoholics descended from criminals. It's your line.

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Dad was flammable

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"We have sheep sperm too." = HA!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

funny funny, keep going.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

These comics were indicative of the positive emergence of chooby's creativity.

In other words, they were good.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If Mikey will shut up a second, I can congratulate you on some funny comics. Congrats!

I finally made some more.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Europe by KajunFirefly 5-02-05

Spain: Two bottles of San Miguel, please! France: Two bottles of Kronenberg, please! Holland: Two bottles of Amstel, please! This really IS the best bar in Glasgow.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Belgium by KajunFirefly 5-02-05

I knew I heard the travel agent laugh when we were leaving.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Singapore by KajunFirefly 5-02-05

Trust me, you don't even want to know where they are.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Iraq by KajunFirefly 5-02-05

Speak to your leader, infidel! Beg for your release! You call THAT a weapon? At home I keep a hammer that I've glued razor blades to. I know what you're thinking, how can you possibly humilate a guy with no pants? Actually, I was wondering why your wife isn't wearing her burka. ..and finally, two hostages were released in Karbala today, officials say they were disorientated and confused but mostly unharmed. The two men were returned to their several wives with only mild liver poisoning. Their captors, two transvestites, are believed to still be at large.

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Sobriety by KajunFirefly 5-02-05

After 12 months of detox: The doctor said if I didn't stop drinking, I'd soon drop dead. Me too, Kajun, he said if I didn't clean my act up I was on a one way trip to destruction. Whahey! You said it!

Oh yeah!

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Dad was flammable

Approval.

Especially Road to Sobriety.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Chris Rea was wrong.

These comics are surely not the road to hell. Good stuff!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Ah crap, I've got worse.

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Dad was flammable

The good comics were just as good... but a few of there were just kind of blah. And I don't really get the Iraq one.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Part Five = nasal milk. Good stuff.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet