Gag by Cities 3-13-05

i've got a joke! what'd the chair say to the computer? nothing! chairs can't talk! hello? HELLO?!

Allergies by Cities 3-13-05

argh... *rub rub* what's the matter? what are you crying about? oh, it's just allergies. what's so sad about allergies?

I think this is some of my best work.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

You need to make more comics because these are awesome.

Since I don't have allergies. I don't get it.

--S. Dummie

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

These were pretty good, I must admit.

So, are you hot? Because if you are, you should have a screenname called "areallyhotsisterofastupidguy".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I enjoyed the comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They're good, with just the right about of absurd.well done.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

You turn me on sexually. The comics aint bad either.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

very good. Set 'em up, knock 'em down.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

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These were pretty good, I must admit.

So, are you hot? Because if you are, you should have a screenname called "areallyhotsisterofastupidguy".

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And with that said, let the festival of idiocy begin! Mikey, I'm sure you'll be the first to come forth with a snide come-on remark.

How about this guys: I'm bald. Run with that. You have been for a while. And look, I'm whining about being bald! Even more of a reason to attack me!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

/me pushes his luck with cities

But seriously anyone as funny as you has to be a great person.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I already tried hitting on her. That's why I only have half of a right testicle.

Um...not really sure why DragonXero decided to express his angst here, but I have no idea what you look like, Cities, and it was a simple question.

As a matter of a fact, it was pretty much a joke, since I just wanted to riff off areallystupidguy's name somehow. So, I'd appreciate it if you left my testicles intact, thank you. I may have use for them in the future.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Those were really awesome.
I'm a girl, too, so no, I'm not just saying that to hit on you. ^^
Anyway, they didn't make me laugh out loud but they were very witty and sometimes that's the whole point. I found myself thinking "Oh..OOH..WAIT I GOT IT!!!" You don't always have to be bowled over with laughter to appreciate a comic. I like how simple it is, yet still has a kick. Continue to make comics, please. I could use some inspiration.

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You know you totally missed me!

I rated both of those comics "good". That is the most context-free compliment I can think of.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

come on guys, you need to shmooze your way into this girl's heart.

so, wanna get a pizza and screw?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Sorry, Mikey. Guess I jumped to conclusions or overreacted or something. Who knows?

What kind of weird topping is that?

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

it's the Tunisian way of saying "llama semen"

That's okay, it happens.

So, a/s/l? (anal, sexy lady?)

heh heh.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I was expecting more sodomy from a comic titled "Gag".

They were cute regardless.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.