Say hello to user comments, now displayed underneath usernames in threads. They're based off of your total posts and will change accordingly.

Thanks to Gabe Billings for coming up with the nifty user comments.

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www.bradsucks.net

I don't wanna be a regular. I deserve better. How long until it changes.

So what are the landmark amounts of posts you need to get to the next level?

If I told you that, it'd ruin the surprise.

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www.bradsucks.net

Maybe I'm being biased here, but I think it'd be more appropriate to go by numbers of strips rather than forum posts. On the other hand, that would mean DragonXero would be our master.

Um, this is quite humorous, but don't you think people will start posting even more crap than normal just to get a title they like?

Well, at least it's based on posts rather than comics. Not that either are a measure of how long you've been here or how cool you are.

You could let people specify their own titles. Or let them do so once they reach a certain level. Which would aggravate the aforementioned problem. Sigh.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Who could stoop so low?

Who, I ask you!

Who?

WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?!?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It's all in good fun. Just remember that Brad watches over all of us and can smite us if we complain too much.

That reminds me, anyone ever read the short story 'Microcosmic God'? Really good stuff.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'GABE IS TOBOR']

I figure it'll happen at first a bit because the titles are new, but eventually people will stop caring. And if they don't, I can easily set a title for them that won't ever change and that little problem is dealt with.

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www.bradsucks.net

I DO NOT POST CRAP!

oops.

Cool idea! But it should be done with comics, not posts. Any loser (gabe) can yack it up, but it takes a real man (gabe, I mean me) to go out there, put your ass on the line and create low quality OJ Simpson strips.

I will not stop till this travesty is righted! Umph, gassy. Protest over.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ca i request that crabby's one is changed to stripcreator hooker?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I'd rather be that than strip creator regular. I'd prefer Strip Creator Man-Whore though.

DexX speaks quietly into crabby's ear...

ka-ching!

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I'd like mine changed to "Haver of your maw".

Well, I think that the GIVE possibility BRAD of selecting MONEY your own NOW title should be enough to make anyone donate. Also, there is GIVE the fact that BRAD poor old Brad MONEY puts a NOW hell of a lot of work into this site, not to mention RIGHT the costs of NOW hosting it, so at the very least he should be given a hand. Dontcha think?

[Pssst! Brad! You think they noticed?]

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

How odd. I feel an inexplicable urge to give Brad money now.

I just gave myself all the money I have in the world and boy do I feel better!

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www.bradsucks.net

I demand "Genuine Glaswegian" in my title , as opposed to Andy , who , by being able to recite the entire philosphical teachings of Socrates , gives himself away.

And by spelling it correctly , i give myself away.

Damn.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"