Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

Tom just never learns.. Hey women! Theres a fire in the house! I'll try to save my most cherished possession. QUICK! IM CATCHING ON FIRE. HURRY UP AND SAVE YOUR "MOST CHERISHED POSSESSION" AND BE QUICK! IM BURNING! No need! I've already done it. Oh yeah call 911 by the way. Since you always have this free time everyday! This house is really smoking up! *WE INTURUPPED THE RE-RUN OF HAPPY DAYS UNFORTUNATELY FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS. A HOUSE LOCATED AT 3445 BROOKLYN ROAD THE RESIDENCE OF TOM AND HELEN IS BURNING DOWN!* Man, is Happy Days still on tv? Im so sick of seeing re-runs of that stupid show!*Cough*

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 2) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

I will be looking forward to seeing you Sunday. Because of the incident with your house and your wife we will be celebrating how sorry we are for you and- -hey hey hey....listen buddy. Will there be any cake at this so called "celebration"? I believe we can order a caterer because of your huge loss- It's alright bud. Just save me a slice or two. You are going right. This IS a mourning for you... ...what? What did you say?

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 3) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

Ohhhh... im so lonely...im even not talking to myself anymore...first the house,then the tv, the refrigerator, and my wife...now its a new beginning... ...but now i will be payed $3.25 an hour to have Jerry Seinfeld make fun of me the whole friday night, in front of hundreds of people...all i have to do is stand here, and let the smoke fumes... How you guys doing tonight? As you know, i'm Jerry Seinfeld and I have a special guest to speak- uh.. i mean i make fun of this guy today while i speak about his life. Well, he just- ... hey... this... isn't... so... bad... after... all... HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 4) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

Hey Tom, great time last night eh? Wow! you're Jerry Seinfeld? You really gained some weight since your last show on Seinfeld! Well you know..my metabilism is slowing down-Anyway heres your money... ...thanks...WOW! $728.97! They really love me! Im beginning to realize they don't need my jokes anymore...all they need to do is look at you and they laugh!...Youm ruined me. Now i gotta do something more useful now! *walks away* Now all i need to do is breath into a lot of smoke fumes, stand there, and cash in BABY!...poor Jerry...the only fun he had was to make me the laughing stock of the state! I have to repay him somehow!

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 5) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

...4 weeks after "that friday night" I tried repaying Jerry, and it turns into a fistfight! Maybe I shouldn't of tried to redecorate his house...and change the oil to his car...and date his wife...i thought it would make him happy! Tom meets up with his old rocker buddy from the 90s "Spanky" Hey Tommy! Oh, hi Spanky? How's it goin'? Tom not knowing his wife had an identical twin...(Spanky sets him up) I saw your wife the other day! She's with that guy from the fast food place Your freakin' kidding...i better not have those side-effects from the fumes anymore! That guy's gonna get a piece of my mind...

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