Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

Tom just never learns.. Hey women! Theres a fire in the house! I'll try to save my most cherished possession. QUICK! IM CATCHING ON FIRE. HURRY UP AND SAVE YOUR "MOST CHERISHED POSSESSION" AND BE QUICK! IM BURNING! No need! I've already done it. Oh yeah call 911 by the way. Since you always have this free time everyday! This house is really smoking up! *WE INTURUPPED THE RE-RUN OF HAPPY DAYS UNFORTUNATELY FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS. A HOUSE LOCATED AT 3445 BROOKLYN ROAD THE RESIDENCE OF TOM AND HELEN IS BURNING DOWN!* Man, is Happy Days still on tv? Im so sick of seeing re-runs of that stupid show!*Cough*

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 2) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

I will be looking forward to seeing you Sunday. Because of the incident with your house and your wife we will be celebrating how sorry we are for you and- -hey hey hey....listen buddy. Will there be any cake at this so called "celebration"? I believe we can order a caterer because of your huge loss- It's alright bud. Just save me a slice or two. You are going right. This IS a mourning for you... ...what? What did you say?

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 3) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

Ohhhh... im so lonely...im even not talking to myself anymore...first the house,then the tv, the refrigerator, and my wife...now its a new beginning... ...but now i will be payed $3.25 an hour to have Jerry Seinfeld make fun of me the whole friday night, in front of hundreds of people...all i have to do is stand here, and let the smoke fumes... How you guys doing tonight? As you know, i'm Jerry Seinfeld and I have a special guest to speak- uh.. i mean i make fun of this guy today while i speak about his life. Well, he just- ... hey... this... isn't... so... bad... after... all... HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 4) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

Hey Tom, great time last night eh? Wow! you're Jerry Seinfeld? You really gained some weight since your last show on Seinfeld! Well you know..my metabilism is slowing down-Anyway heres your money... ...thanks...WOW! $728.97! They really love me! Im beginning to realize they don't need my jokes anymore...all they need to do is look at you and they laugh!...Youm ruined me. Now i gotta do something more useful now! *walks away* Now all i need to do is breath into a lot of smoke fumes, stand there, and cash in BABY!...poor Jerry...the only fun he had was to make me the laughing stock of the state! I have to repay him somehow!

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 5) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-06-05

...4 weeks after "that friday night" I tried repaying Jerry, and it turns into a fistfight! Maybe I shouldn't of tried to redecorate his house...and change the oil to his car...and date his wife...i thought it would make him happy! Tom meets up with his old rocker buddy from the 90s "Spanky" Hey Tommy! Oh, hi Spanky? How's it goin'? Tom not knowing his wife had an identical twin...(Spanky sets him up) I saw your wife the other day! She's with that guy from the fast food place Your freakin' kidding...i better not have those side-effects from the fumes anymore! That guy's gonna get a piece of my mind...

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Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 6) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-07-05

Back at "Reliable Man" Fast Food Grease Joint... Welcome to "Reliable Man" Fast Food Grease Joint. Can i take your order? A knuckle sandwich? Sure, but it would cost ya'...$0.50...The best thing about this is that you have to pay, and you're not getting anything in return, because i didn't do anything to you! Why did you tou ch my wife? Bye bye now! Seriously...This new beginning im talking about better soon be coming to an end...

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 7) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-09-05

Im really sorry Jerry for what i've done the past few weeks...Wow, you really lost a lot of weight! Yeah, all the things you did to me built up anger, and it popped my giant tumor in my stomach!...it wasn't a weight problem...it was a stomach tumor with cancer cells inside... I'm thinking about a show we could do togeather...like a show about nothing... Been there...9 years...i think you hung on to the tv. long enough to know that! ah...what the hell...lets do it! i have nothing better to do anyway! Great! aanndd CUT! ok. theres our first episode...the "Show about nothing" -Pilot episode...do you want to have another 5 minute conversation?...even if we talk for an hour, we may have a good 4 seasons in!!

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 8) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

...watching his new show premier "Happy Days" Re-runs will be taken out of NBC and will be replaced by a show called "A show about nothing" with producers Jerry Seinfeld, and Tom Hicky.... Alright! My show has already aired? Beautiful! 4 and a half hours later... Coming up next...the finale of the show "A show about nothing" What the hell! I thought all that talking covered only 3 seasons! 1 hour later... This show \has scored the lowest rating in NBC history of 0.0384...sorry about the inconvenience, but to cheer you all up "Happy Days" Re-runs will be back on as soon as possible... Ahhh....man!

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 9) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

Tom had just been recently deported to Jerusalem... *clatter* Osama Bin Laden?! Yes, you found me! I have been chillin' with Jesus in his Tomb for the past almost 5 years! You ******* piece of ****! you screwed my life! I once had a job there, and when on my lunch break you bombed my building! *punch* *kick* *slap* Im very very sorry fellow American!

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 10) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

Just Yesterday a local fire victem, "stand up comedian", and star of lowest rated NBC show "A show about nothing", has found a shocking discovery... The prime 9-11 suspect "Osama Bin Laden" was found in jerusalem in Jesus' tomb with 5,000 bags of marajuanna, a toothbrush, 4 paper towel rolls, and a stick of deoderant! This just in... the last 3 items i named had nothing to do with this, and Osama Bin Laden does NOT wear deoderant! I repeat, osama bin laden does NOT wear deoderant!

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Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 11) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-10-05

Brooklyn Jail... Sir, you have violated terrorism, drug possession, illegal gun usage, drug usage- wait you know what, screw it. All im going to say is you have violated 625 laws, and you're in jail for life... I do not understand much english... do de do... You say your name's Osama Bin Laden? Sooo what are you in for? For a start, i crash into 2 americain building, i had illegal drug...

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 12) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-12-05

Tom has decided he had "wasted" all the skills he had back at highschool... Wow! what a piece of machinery! Operator... i have made a new discovery!

Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Final Episode) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-12-05

And the Winner for the shortest, worst rated, and the most stupid sitcom is "A show about nothing"!...Tom Hickey & Jerry Seinfeld... Well, these last few weeks of mine were hard... but...rewarding! If my wife hadn't died, i wouldnt of wone this award! And if i didn't date Jerry's wife i wouldn't have this award either! uhah...yaa. thaank.. youuu... I really did something with my life, and it prooved it last night... i watched this thing 23 times, and i like it even more...why is it still smoking... oh well time to watch Happy Days!

I hope you enjoyed this series. Check out my other ones...

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