Blame the small mark on cancer by nicejohnson 3-14-05

The problem HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR NECK What are you talking about I'm going to go look The climax Holy shit did I do that it is small like a tumor gasp your first hickey A satisfying resolution there's a standing ovation and only 3 refunds over exaggerated laughter melodramatic sigh now I have to wear a red scarf even though you are too incompetent to give a hickey in one place

I'm trying out a new thing.

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Please tell me this wasn't inspired by Steven Soderberg's "Schizopolis", because that movie sucked.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No, shitty comics are a very old thing here.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

No because:
Number 1)
I haven't even seen the movie
and number 2)
It was based off a real life situation that happened to me recently
:-)
You only looked because it said teen sex, didn't you mikey?

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Oh, and to FinnNYC-
Criticism is fine, but being plain rude isn't.
If you don't like my comics at all, you don't have to say anything. If you like the style but think they could improve, maybeyou should say something along those lines. And I really don't think a response such as "You can improve by never making another comic again" will be appropriate.
What the hell is up with users being so rude?
I've been a member for a long enough time that I would think I deserve a little more respect than that. I'm not a n00b, but I remember why I left this place to begin with now.

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D'oh! Was it that obvious?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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No because:
Number 1)
I haven't even seen the movie

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Understandable. I really like comics like that, i.e. Super Mega and White Ninja type stuff. I was trying something new but it's not as funny when it's only three panels and not even my own artwork. I guess I'll just stick with my old style.

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so there isn't gonna be a teen sex romp?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Not unless someone posts attractive pictures.

Note: Of themselves

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