Adventures of the Italian Mobster- Pilot by seinfeld_fan_13 3-14-05

Down in a frantic Texas, an italian mobster is regaining his strength to be able to cope with his surroundings... Whata is thisa weird place? Fried chicken, 3 for 1 pizza, i am living in a prettya shitty food environment! And you're telling me, we have no pakistani food here! But, I am a skilled child labourer and work for a non-profit organization! IMMIGRANTS MAY EXIT THE AIRLINE where am i goinga mr Americana? wha?....uh...come with me... The american takes Joe to the local fast food joint... Whata the hell isa this placa? The menu hasa no lasagna, good pizza, nothing! I, like all southern americans like to get drunk, hi, and slack off a lot... you my friend would take over for me as cashier...and best of all, you wont get paid!

Adventures of the Italian Mobster (2) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-14-05

Whata the hella doa you wanta? woah! watch the gun man! Yes, guns are allowed here which is stupid because thats why our crime rate is so high, but its supposed to be for self-defense! Yah, whya youa bother mea? I'll have a 2 pound burger, 1 bag of fries, 2 litre coke, and supersize please... No, youa eata that shita? no no no! I make youa fresha lasagna... okay? Hey chef Morty... make ita quick... next... What the hell are you talking about? Stick the shit in the damn deep frier, and give me my food! And, there is no "chef Morty" You're the Janitor, cashier, and chef at one time.. that is your shift!

Adventures of the Italian Mobster (3) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-14-05

*BANG* no no no! I no do thata! I shoota youa! Now morty... no mora lasagna... i'a goa now... youa take over! Okay? okay...ciao! Meester....what about me? Ahhh.. go suck a lemon stupida child! Now geta away befora i shoot! *sob *sob* Mommy! The allys of Dallas Texas hey G's look at dis guy here, what you man? I am a skilled mobster named Joe, and i am searching for my other 7 members of the Italian Mob...

Adventures of the Italian Mobster (4) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-14-05

I knew i shouldn't of hada thata marajuanna... it burnsa my soel to listena to americana people... Oh...uh..hey man? Whera ama i? Oh you againa? uh..yeah.. im always here... i was suppost to be in the fast food place doing community service... so i said screw it, and went somewhere else. They saw you on the floor and saw me too, which is how.. ...no one ever listens to me... *Bang* Shhhh i justa shota the guarda, lets quickly geta outta here!...

Adventures of the Italian Mobster (5) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-15-05

*Typing* Dear a'mama... i'a had a bad tima so far... i worka at the shitty fast food restauranta, and i'a go to jail... ...no americana are nice to me'a... i feel'a really lonely... mama i wanta to com'a home but i can'ta because my'a passport was stolen by some stupida kidsa with da paint ball gunsa... so i'a shoota.. them with my real guna... Email me'a at Joe@Immigrant.com. ciao mamma... viva italia!

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Adventures of the Italian Mobster (6) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-15-05

Hello polica officer... My name is Joe, have you'a seen these'a 7 people anywhera? Oh yeah actually, they were recently kidnapapped by a man named Kevin Nowortiskeenski, the polish mob leader... Oh no... he is'a my arch rival! I must'a get him, and stop this feud with'a Italia and poland... i must also save my mob... Do you know where he is'a? Well... uh.. if i uh did, wouldn't i be goin' out and gettin' him? Actually i wouldn't because my job is just to scare people so they dont commit crimes... not to catch them..

Adventures of the Italian Mobster (7) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-15-05

Is that'a why'a you look like'a you are writing in that book'a, but really your're not? wha...yeah i guess... listen buddy...please dont make me think so hard.. that will affect my brain tumor.. So thata is'a why he is'a wearing da hat of da police... very clever man... oh look... a trail of polish kubassa... salami's worst'a enemy! ...that must'a mean'a only one thing... Mr. Kevin L. Nowortiskeenski'a! Why are you staring at me like that you idiot? Screw off!

Adventures of the Italian Mobster (8) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-15-05

Are you Kevin L. Nowortiskeenski'a? No i am that pakistany that you met at the plane... remember... child labourer? I am currently working at the local slaughterhouse... you really should stop by one time... it's really neat and gory... Are you Kevin L. Nowortiskeenski'a? No, i'm Kevin M. Nowortiskeenski? Damnit! I was so close with that last guy... are you Kevin L. Nowortiskeenski'a? First of all don't stare there... i feel a little uncomfortable... As a matter a fact...

Adventures of the Italian Mobster (9) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-15-05

...I am Kevin L. Nowortiskeenski, and i will kill you're whole mob! Hey Giovanni hand me'a de pizza roller that was'a mysteriously placed on the ground... *Grabbes roller and smackes Kevin the polish leader* Ah Ha Ha ha! MOB: Help, help Joe! Nice try, thanks to my muscle enhansers aka.. "sterroids" i am able to not wimp out of the fight... whats your'a point'a. Screw you! *Shoots kevin in the head* Ah ha ha ha! MOB: Yaa... GO JOE! GO JOE! Ok you win, you lucky bastard... in'a highschool i'a was always worse than Mario and'a luigi, and now'a i am a better den all of dem! No fruitcake polish asshole is going to kill my mob! Lets'a get out of here!

Adventures of the Italian Mobster (finale) by seinfeld_fan_13 3-15-05

Dude you're like the best...uh... kinda...american ever dude! Yeah'a dude..what is dude..well i gotta go'a, ciao slacking, drunk'a texans! If you're wondering who told me that, it was my good friend'a becide'a me! Hey mario... i'a am'a glad to a save'a you! me too... me too! ATTENTION IMMIGRANTS WE'LL BE TAKING OFF...NO CHEERING! Hey mob! We'a go home'a amd make a nice lasagna okay! Or maybe a mamma make da lasagna, and we eat it! OKAY!! *Shouting*

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